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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2005, 07:24:51 am »
we're a government?

can I be vice-president? oh oh junior vice-president!!

"IM GOVERNMENT MAN, IM HERE FROM THE GOVERNMENT!!!!!"

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2005, 09:46:08 pm »
Actually, I consider myself above everyone. I'm a bit better than everybody else, really.

An 18-year-old over here killed his parents, and used their money to pay for a trip to the USA with his girlfriend and buying loads of expensive shit over there, only coming back to pick up his A-level exam results. He claimed in court he had a severe narcissitic disorder - he believe himself better than everyone, almost as royalty above all others, getting into posh clubs and places by his persistant claiming of his status - and he got guilty for manslaughter.

So, there ya go. Parent-killer.



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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2005, 09:59:26 pm »
An 18-year-old over here killed his parents, and used their money to pay for a trip to the USA with his girlfriend and buying loads of expensive shit over there, only coming back to pick up his A-level exam results. He claimed in court he had a severe narcissitic disorder - he believe himself better than everyone, almost as royalty above all others, getting into posh clubs and places by his persistant claiming of his status - and he got guilty for manslaughter.

In fairness, he was a Scouser.

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2005, 10:01:09 pm »
An 18-year-old over here killed his parents, and used their money to pay for a trip to the USA with his girlfriend and buying loads of expensive shit over there, only coming back to pick up his A-level exam results. He claimed in court he had a severe narcissitic disorder - he believe himself better than everyone, almost as royalty above all others, getting into posh clubs and places by his persistant claiming of his status - and he got guilty for manslaughter.

In fairness, he was a Scouser.

Fucking murdering scouser.

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2005, 10:04:44 pm »
There are only really three types of scouser.

1) The fucking murdering scouser
2) The football hooligan scouser (1 and 2 are normally the same)
3) The klepto scouser.

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2005, 12:52:24 am »
If the top 10 posters are the government, what does that make me?

And what's a "scouser?"
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2005, 02:01:38 am »
If the top 10 posters are the government, what does that make me?

A back-street whore? :P

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And what's a "scouser?"


It is someone who is lower class that comes from the UK city of Liverpool.

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2005, 02:13:43 am »
woo im not a scouser !

is that good  ?

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2005, 06:09:35 am »
Can I be a back-street coke dealer instead?

And yay for not being the Beatles!
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2005, 04:39:59 pm »
Truth! Justice! Freedom!
And a Hard-boiled Egg!

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #25 on: July 05, 2005, 07:58:21 am »
Can I have some love, too? And not the kind from Magicman, that scares me.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #26 on: July 05, 2005, 06:06:12 pm »
* SomethingGood loves Harvey

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #27 on: July 05, 2005, 06:40:58 pm »
Actually, I consider myself above everyone. I'm a bit better than everybody else, really.

An 18-year-old over here killed his parents, and used their money to pay for a trip to the USA with his girlfriend and buying loads of expensive shit over there, only coming back to pick up his A-level exam results. He claimed in court he had a severe narcissitic disorder - he believe himself better than everyone, almost as royalty above all others, getting into posh clubs and places by his persistant claiming of his status - and he got guilty for manslaughter.

I'm better than him.
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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2005, 07:34:16 pm »
Actually, I consider myself above everyone. I'm a bit better than everybody else, really.

An 18-year-old over here killed his parents, and used their money to pay for a trip to the USA with his girlfriend and buying loads of expensive shit over there, only coming back to pick up his A-level exam results. He claimed in court he had a severe narcissitic disorder - he believe himself better than everyone, almost as royalty above all others, getting into posh clubs and places by his persistant claiming of his status - and he got guilty for manslaughter.

I'm better than him.

That response would deserve an applaud, if it was posible...

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Re: 5 weeks oh nooo
« Reply #29 on: July 06, 2005, 02:31:27 am »
Lol. What happened to the karma system? Then you really could have.

And thankies @ SomethingGood.  ;D

Don't get any ideas, though. >.>
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.