Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)

[Turtle]

* Turtle eats the marmalade cause he's bored

[Bates]

* Bateman dabs the remaining toast with a Q-Tip to gather DNA samples from Turtle

[chompy]

* 04:08am!!! goes to marmalade grabs a handfull and slaps it onto 4 pieces of toast

**goes off to each toast with marmalade**

[Outboundlight]

Beware the toast with no ears!

(points for identifying the reference)

[Turtle]

Beware the toast with no ears!

(points for identifying the reference)

Probably more Firefly, but that's just a guess.

Now, why would you need my DNA?  An army of clone turtles, perhaps?
 

[Bates]

An army of turtle-toast hybrids. Smart and ruthless soldiers, but also a great side dish for salmon and caviar, to be used as hors d'oeuvre or, of course, toast hawaii.

[Outboundlight]

Beware the toast with no ears!

(points for identifying the reference)

Probably more Firefly, but that's just a guess.

Now, why would you need my DNA?  An army of clone turtles, perhaps?
 

nope, no firefly this time

[Spiff]

Why do I get the feeling that no-one read the post that took me several minutes to write? The odd helmeted girl's name is Midna by the way, and according to official sources she's a bit of an evil character.

*Is hit by thrown pieces of toast for staying on topic*

[Turtle]

Your so-called "intelligent post" is all well and good, but...

* Turtle eats clone army, because he is hungry

[Outboundlight]

just saw that Twilight Princess won the best of E3 award on gamespy - beating all the next gen games and what not- hopefully a good sign

[chompy]

* Turtle eats clone army, because he is hungry

* 04:08am!!! eats the post of turtle becuase he ate my clone army.

[Outboundlight]

so much  for on topic

[Bates]

that aside, I thought it was my clone army.

[Jack Lupino]

Anyway, does the game involve alot of new features, like link changing and shit

[Valentine Revolution]

Well Link changes when you enter the Twilight, kinda like the Dark World from LttP although I don't think you can move freely between them until later on in the game. And there's all the horseback stuff, you can give it your own name too.