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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2005, 05:50:13 am »
* Turtle eats the marmalade cause he's bored

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2005, 08:29:47 am »
* Bateman dabs the remaining toast with a Q-Tip to gather DNA samples from Turtle

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2005, 10:18:29 am »
* 04:08am!!! goes to marmalade grabs a handfull and slaps it onto 4 pieces of toast

**goes off to each toast with marmalade**

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2005, 06:43:10 pm »
Beware the toast with no ears!

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2005, 09:12:16 am »
Beware the toast with no ears!

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Probably more Firefly, but that's just a guess.

Now, why would you need my DNA?  An army of clone turtles, perhaps?
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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2005, 06:37:37 pm »
An army of turtle-toast hybrids. Smart and ruthless soldiers, but also a great side dish for salmon and caviar, to be used as hors d'oeuvre or, of course, toast hawaii.

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2005, 01:07:28 am »
Beware the toast with no ears!

(points for identifying the reference)

Probably more Firefly, but that's just a guess.

Now, why would you need my DNA?  An army of clone turtles, perhaps?
 :o

nope, no firefly this time ;)

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2005, 02:29:56 am »
Why do I get the feeling that no-one read the post that took me several minutes to write? :P The odd helmeted girl's name is Midna by the way, and according to official sources she's a bit of an evil character.

*Is hit by thrown pieces of toast for staying on topic*

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #23 on: May 27, 2005, 03:42:22 am »
Your so-called "intelligent post" is all well and good, but...

* Turtle eats clone army, because he is hungry

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2005, 03:32:33 am »
just saw that Twilight Princess won the best of E3 award on gamespy - beating all the next gen games and what not- hopefully a good sign

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2005, 07:00:22 am »

* Turtle eats clone army, because he is hungry
* 04:08am!!! eats the post of turtle becuase he ate my clone army.

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2005, 04:27:53 am »
so much  for on topic :P

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2005, 09:54:42 am »
that aside, I thought it was my clone army.

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2005, 11:10:49 am »
Anyway, does the game involve alot of new features, like link changing and shit

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Re: Zelda: Twilight Princess (!!!)
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2005, 10:22:22 am »
Well Link changes when you enter the Twilight, kinda like the Dark World from LttP although I don't think you can move freely between them until later on in the game. And there's all the horseback stuff, you can give it your own name too.