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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #60 on: June 08, 2005, 09:10:52 pm »
So you just came up with a smartass response to your own problem?

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #61 on: June 08, 2005, 09:14:46 pm »
Elton John was the problem. Driving and eating isn't. That's why most fast food chains put their comestibles between bun like things so your fingers stay clean.

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« Reply #62 on: June 08, 2005, 09:16:44 pm »
Elton John was the problem. Driving and eating isn't. That's why most fast food chains put their comestibles between bun like things so your fingers stay clean.

In therory, yes. In practice, as soon as you bite into the bun like things, the comestibles all fall out of one of the ends...normally the one facing one's lap.

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #63 on: June 08, 2005, 09:19:01 pm »
That's why you get tons of napkins with your order. Besides that I'm quite tall, I can steer with my knees and eat with both hands.

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #64 on: June 08, 2005, 09:26:24 pm »
Reminds me of a Mr.Bean sketch...

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« Reply #65 on: June 09, 2005, 03:08:18 pm »
I knew this guy who could "apparently" stear a car with his penis aka man parts. But everytime we asked him to he kept on saying something about I'm not showing you my penis, or I'm not gay. We came a conculsion there is a way - you have a midget riding in the car with you doing the steering.

Smeagol

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #66 on: June 09, 2005, 06:15:08 pm »
there is a way - you have a midget riding in the car with you doing the steering.

Intriguing. I shall have to try this at some point..

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #67 on: June 11, 2005, 12:56:49 pm »
Reminds me of a Mr.Bean sketch...

The cartoon sketch sucked arse.

Smeagol

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« Reply #68 on: June 11, 2005, 01:12:54 pm »
I wasn't referring to the cartoon series (come on, it aired on Nickelodeon, of course it was gonna suck)

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« Reply #69 on: June 12, 2005, 09:31:05 pm »
I was :)

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #70 on: June 14, 2005, 02:42:35 am »
I knew this guy who could "apparently" stear a car with his penis aka man parts. But everytime we asked him to he kept on saying something about I'm not showing you my penis, or I'm not gay. We came a conculsion there is a way - you have a midget riding in the car with you doing the steering.

I'm glad this post was ignmored.

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #71 on: June 18, 2005, 08:27:52 pm »
You guys totally rock!
I finally had to say this, since I heard you some years
ago on nectarine scene music. As an old metal and game-
music fan I absolutely like your type of music.
Especially your song Soundtrack to the rebellion made
it into my heart.

Bye,
barde

http://www.schwarzbarde.de

Thanks!  :)
Hope all of you will enjoy the next album as well.

"Det är Arvids tur att sitta i lådan."

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #72 on: June 18, 2005, 08:54:54 pm »
Elton John was the problem. Driving and eating isn't. That's why most fast food chains put their comestibles between bun like things so your fingers stay clean.

In therory, yes. In practice, as soon as you bite into the bun like things, the comestibles all fall out of one of the ends...normally the one facing one's lap.

Oh god, horrible *horrible* memories of the McDonalds short-lived "Mega Mac"... the thing had 4 burgers in it, and unlike the older Big Macs, it didn't have so much as a dividing bit of bread in the middle... a friend of mine had one, and warned me that under no circumstances should I order one with sauce or salad... I forgot. :P Try to imagine eating McDonalds burgers stacked 4 high, 'lubed up' with mayo... you bite into one end, and the whole fucking thing just explodes out the back :P A rather dodgy eating experience, to say the least. :D

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #73 on: June 18, 2005, 09:47:53 pm »
You guys totally rock!
I finally had to say this, since I heard you some years
ago on nectarine scene music. As an old metal and game-
music fan I absolutely like your type of music.
Especially your song Soundtrack to the rebellion made
it into my heart.

Bye,
barde

http://www.schwarzbarde.de

Thanks!  :)
Hope all of you will enjoy the next album as well.

YOU CANT MAKE ME!

..*cries*

I know i will :(

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Re: Awesome Music!
« Reply #74 on: June 18, 2005, 09:56:33 pm »
You guys totally rock!
I finally had to say this, since I heard you some years
ago on nectarine scene music. As an old metal and game-
music fan I absolutely like your type of music.
Especially your song Soundtrack to the rebellion made
it into my heart.

Bye,
barde

http://www.schwarzbarde.de

Thanks!  :)
Hope all of you will enjoy the next album as well.

YOU CANT MAKE ME!

..*cries*

I know i will :(


I think if you've heard all the songs on site, have tracked down all the "rare" stuff, own/like/love/have-strange-and-disturbing-feelings-about dxm and are still on board, enjoying it is fairly inevitable ;)