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Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« on: May 18, 2005, 03:15:25 am »


http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/

Have a read, its all What The Fuck, A bit disturbing some times but worth it. Pretty long too.
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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2005, 03:47:30 am »
Bonus for Cho Aniki, minus for no Custer's Revenge.
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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2005, 04:31:59 am »
oh god my eyes. what in the shitting fucky crap?

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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2005, 12:11:35 pm »
LOL

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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2005, 02:44:45 pm »
The best moment was Lara croft under a shower i suppose.

O wait, when you finished super metriod in like a hour or so, you got to see Samus naked.

good times

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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2005, 08:24:43 pm »
Not naked ya doof.  IN a bikini.. get it right... ::)
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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2005, 10:29:37 pm »
more naked than a fucking hydrosuit

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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2005, 04:45:22 am »
naked is an absolute. Something is either naked or not naked. There are no degrees of nakedness. Unless you want to say here arms are naked, her head is naked, her legs are naked, her midriff is naked etc etc.

Linguistics student, away!

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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2005, 09:00:19 am »
http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,67513,00.html

Things look up for sexual gaming over the internet. I for one welcome our new virtual sexual massively multiplayer orgies. That and I can stab people in the face now. *happy*
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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2005, 11:15:36 am »
holy fucking SHIT ON A STICK POKING ST.DAMIENS BEARD!

ugh, what teh fuh?!

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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2005, 01:53:28 pm »
That sucked.  :P

any way i think there IS such a thing as degrees in nakedness..


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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2005, 09:59:54 pm »
http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,67513,00.html

Things look up for sexual gaming over the internet. I for one welcome our new virtual sexual massively multiplayer orgies. That and I can stab people in the face now. *happy*

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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2005, 01:02:05 am »
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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2005, 05:08:32 pm »
That sucked.  :P

any way i think there IS such a thing as degrees in nakedness..



well if you think so, and since your meaning is generally understood by the majority of others who speak your language then yes, technically there is.

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Re: Sexual Moments in Video Game History
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2005, 07:01:30 pm »
Doesn't it depend on the language you speak whether you distinguish different degrees of nakedness or not? Like linguistic determinism or the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis?