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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2003, 07:50:42 pm »
Oh boy and drama of sausage! What can man do when his sausage is on the loose fire? Can he cry? NO! Will he beg for mercy for the sake of his FORBIDDEN sausage? NO! What he will do?

NOW YOUR A MAN, MAA-maaa-maaAAAN!
NOW YOUR A MAN, MAA-maaa-maaAAAN!
<dramatic music from Orgazmo>

Dear Wintress, take my face away but leave my (%#U)#/Y as it is,
I LIKE IT THAT WAY.
And chicks like it too.  Yeah!
VIELÄ ON KESÄÄ JÄLJELLÄ!
(trsl: STILL THERE'S SUMMER LEFT = last years finnish summer hit)
STILL THERE'S HORSE LEFT, AND SAUSAGE TOO! = this years machinae hit act

<hides sausage in very safe place, guess where?>
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2003, 07:52:02 pm »
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Posted by: Gravehill  Posted on: August 01, 2003, 09:35:52 pm  
And Gravehill is free. He and his sausage must survive another 20 yards before moo-down!

Klipeti-klopeti-hoppoti-koppoti-hoppoti-koppoti....

;D Woahahahah! MuuuuuuH........! Now I'm right back Gravehills arse and sensing the delicious aroma of the gigant sausage.

*Sobella starts to fantasize how it would taste with some wine and cheese....perhaps some grapes too....hmmm, maybe I should offer me some of my own cream to.......?!

OH NO! I let him get away!!! Curse this hunger of mine! I just have to get a snack before I become like Ally Mc'Beal! Yes-yes, I'm closing up on him! HaHaaa! OPS!
SMACK!

BASH!

Wiuh!

Slap!

KRUSH! BOOM!

Wiuh!

(this reminds me of something....what!?)

*sobella got Gravehills tail up her muzzle, stumbles on her own judders, got a knock down from the stallion and she falls 1m from the moo-down.  :(

Moooooooooooh..... ;D :D ;) :)

*sobella's thinking %#&#%)%(?/%¤()/=&%?* Maybe she should share her pink pills. This friendshop could go much smoother if she did, though they don't have anything to do with the sausage?! möööh.  ::)

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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2003, 07:52:06 pm »
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Posted by: Wintress  Posted on: Today at 08:23:34am
 
 * Wintress weeps for Sobella_lonely_disturbed_robot_cow_peckishing_for_meat  

Nooooooooooooo! This disturbed robot cow loathe weeping and sympathies :P Go away! Go away! Tears makes me rust and that makes me angry!!!  >:(
She will rust nevermore. I grant you one FREE costner-sausage, direct from Bollywood slaughterhouse!
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2003, 08:05:18 pm »
I will accept it with no ulterior motive of what so ever.  ;) :D Thank You!

May I offer you some pink pills - if you like. *wink* ;D

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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2003, 08:56:55 pm »
Yeah. Pink it will be. Pink is kink. Or something. I don't know whether bull is better or not. But if I'm bull, I want three horns!
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2003, 07:28:32 am »
Nooooooooooooo! This disturbed robot cow loathe weeping and sympathies :P Go away! Go away! Tears makes me rust and that makes me angry!!!  >:(

Okee, NO tears for sobella! And no sympathy!

* Wintress just laughs, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, heheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
;D ;D ;D
"You don't have to like flour just because you happen to like buns!"  ;)

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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2003, 07:36:09 am »
Dear Wintress, take my face away but leave my (%#U)#/Y as it is,
I LIKE IT THAT WAY.

<hides sausage in very safe place, guess where?>

* Wintress grants Gravehill his wish...
You will have the face (one we have seen here before that was handsome) of the sexy man, but you are left with your (%#U)#/Y  ....which is a pity, because it's TOO big for any chicks...unless that 'chick' is a ..... COW ?!?

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! :D :D :D

*Wintress uzips the hidden sausage for....her own reasons  :P
"You don't have to like flour just because you happen to like buns!"  ;)

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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2003, 07:43:47 am »
*sobella got Gravehills tail up her muzzle,...

* Wintress advises sobella to watch out for Gravehill's tail up her nose...it will cause hair to grow in places that you may not wish it to........but yeah, SHARE WITH US ALL THE PINK PILLS!....then we all can take a trip to lalalalala land too!

* Wintress brings her shades 8) 8)
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2003, 09:14:13 am »
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Posted by: Wintress  Posted on: Today at 07:43:47am  

* Wintress advises sobella to watch out for Gravehill's tail up her nose...it will cause hair to grow in places that you may not wish it to........but yeah, SHARE WITH US ALL THE PINK PILLS!....then we all can take a trip to lalalalala land too!
 

AH Yes of course!  ;D

*sobella gets her famous pills and gives to everyone who may want some.  8)

Speaking of hair growing on unexpected places....I discovered ahir growing out of my ears and on my chest........?! ??? What does it mean???? muuuuh...


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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2003, 09:29:48 am »
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Quote from: sobella on August 02, 2003, 07:26:54 pm
Nooooooooooooo! This disturbed robot cow loathe weeping and sympathies  Go away! Go away! Tears makes me rust and that makes me angry!!!  
 
 
Okee, NO tears for sobella! And no sympathy!

* Wintress just laughs, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, heheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
 

THANK YOU! :D Much better! :)

Just watch out that your laughter don't get stuck down your throat  ;D ;D ;D 'cause then you'll be out of words and not able to enjoy us as you do with your precious pixie laughter!  :D :D  ;) This robocow would cry, and that's not a good thing. Shall we party now with cocktails made of pills? Weeehoo!  ;D

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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2003, 01:43:51 pm »
*Puff*

Something happened!
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2003, 02:43:42 pm »
Speaking of hair growing on unexpected places....I discovered ahir growing out of my ears and on my chest........?! ??? What does it mean???? muuuuh...

OH NOOooooo!!! ???
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2003, 02:48:57 pm »
Shall we party now with cocktails made of pills? Weeehoo!  ;D

Absolutely!! Wooooo-hooooo, these pink pills are WONDERFUL!!!  8) ;D 8)

Muuuuuoooooooh!
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2003, 02:57:20 pm »
If you cross-breed pixie and cow does the cows start to fly?
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2003, 04:18:22 pm »
No, the cow turns into a tiny cow, the size of little pixies...
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