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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #60 on: August 06, 2003, 04:02:56 am »
I just had to write something on this thread....  :)
It's so..... muuuuuuu!

Damn! I think I caught something.  :P
... and why are my feet muddy?
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #61 on: August 06, 2003, 03:04:52 pm »
Okay, I am ready to mud wrestle! Only thing is, Sobella can't use her horns (unfair advantage)....and Gordon your feet are muddy because you are in the mud pit with us! Us might be Sobella and me, but us could also be the beginning of the HUGE ORGY FOR VIDEO... ;D

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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #62 on: August 06, 2003, 04:29:55 pm »
<Gravehill splashes on stomach at mud yelling>

[size=8]Yieeeeeaaaaaa![/size]

Wrestling party is ready to commense!
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #63 on: August 06, 2003, 09:29:24 pm »
*VisionThing sits on the sidelines, eating a suspiciously large piece of meatloaf and waits for the mud wrestling to beging*


frankly, i've never been happier  ;D
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #64 on: August 06, 2003, 09:30:45 pm »
Uuuh. That start jump made me hungry. Care to share, VT?
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2003, 11:31:21 pm »
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Posted by: Wintress  Posted on: Today at 03:04:52pm  
Okay, I am ready to mud wrestle! Only thing is, Sobella can't use her horns (unfair advantage)....and Gordon your feet are muddy because you are in the mud pit with us! Us might be Sobella and me, but us could also be the beginning of the HUGE ORGY FOR VIDEO...

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I promise not to hurt you. I'll wear my grannies knitted cottonhelmet. It's knitted very hard so my horns ain't gonna get through and hurt anyone, and yet it's very soft. It pricks a little....but as long as you don't get hurt..... ;)  ;D
I have this very sharp red tail (I woke up today with this devil-ish surprise - I like it though  ;D) but my grannie had a solution for it as well, a little knitted bag were it fits well if it's curled the right way....so....

Yes I'm ready!!

*sobella throws herself at Gravehill and takes a gentle but firm grip of his.....of his......scrotum, twisting it and letting it go just in time to get some raw meatloaf right up her nose placed by VisionThing. She snorts, and she's blind by the mud that have dashed into her eyes. (not hte only place were she has mud now... ;))

*Gravehill gets back at sobella by pressing her down in the mudpool - face down - and with VishionThings help, they blow air (with a mouthpiece :P) through sobellas butt so it comes air through the other end (mouth, that is) and this weird happening makes the mud bubble funny.  ::)

*sobella's shouting for Wintress and Gordon to come and help her. H E L P ! Do something! :o Both turns up and wrestle Gravehill and VisionThing veeery easily to the ground. And then they're start jumping on their knees. (it doesn't hurt too much since the ground is quite soft)  ;D

We all end up wrestling aginst- and with eachother thinking about how sweet it will taste with cool beer after this match. 8)
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #66 on: August 07, 2003, 12:16:38 am »
And as the sun sets on the day five muddy figures can be seen sitting laughing in what appears to be a pool of mud, sorrounded by empty beer bottles and meatloaf crumbs.
In the background a radio (or CD player) is playing a Machinae Supremacy song

VisionThing sighs, and looks at his companions, opens his moth to say something...

...and promptly falls asleep
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #67 on: August 07, 2003, 02:24:24 am »
Quote from: VisionThing on August 07, 2003, 12:16:38 am
VisionThing sighs, and looks at his companions, opens his moth to say something...


*Wintress laughs and giggles at this because she knows many men who open their "moths"...and not much worthwhile ever comes out... ;)

...and promptly falls asleep
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Also very familiar with men who promptly fall asleep after...after...well, AFTER!  ;D
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #68 on: August 07, 2003, 02:41:51 am »
* Wintress jumps in and promptly gets a little prick from Sobella's grannie's_knitted_cottonhelmet_! But this is not a serious thing so Wintress wrestles on!

*Wintress is distracted by that little knitted bag covering .. Sobella's hidden weapon ?  ;D

*Wintress is also very puzzled by the bubbles coming up through the mud as Gravehill and VisionThing blow something near Sobella's arse... :o

*Wintress and Gordon have a laugh and a beer as they wrestle both Gravehill and VisionThing to the muddy floor using only one arm each....weren't they easy to conquer ?  ;D

Everyone is enjoying Sweden's best beer now...(except VisionThing, he's snoring)...and we think of what we can do next to wreek_unholy_havoc (tm) on Machinae's forum as we await the album's debut....

<Winterstorm is playing and I think about the fun to be had in the snow...> :P
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #69 on: August 07, 2003, 03:26:34 am »
Quote from: Wintress on August 07, 2003, 02:41:51 am
*Wintress and Gordon have a laugh and a beer as they wrestle both Gravehill and VisionThing to the muddy floor using only one arm each....weren't they easy to conquer ?  ;D

I didn't even break a sweat.  :)
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2003, 06:03:49 am »
Aaaah. This mud is so warm! And meatloaf is good. I wrestle like a bat out of hell. I got sweat already, but that's just my technique. Girls like hot, sweaty, sporty guys. You get more slippery when sweat mixes with mud.

<get's Gordon's head on armpit and Wintress on other. VT and Sobella get caught between Gravebulls legs...Gravebull twists and jumps>

UUUUuurrrrghhhh
Eeeefffff
efefefffeeffeeeeeeeeeeeeeegh!
TWIST
TURN

<Gravebull loses control and ends up as the bottom of the pile. Referee starts to count.And Gravebull wonders whose bottom is on his face?>
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 -
Nnngggggghhhh!
<And Gravebull is free but totally exhausted. Deadly "Spin And Wrestle Sweaty Sausage"-tehnique went wrong but Gravebull looks for new opportunity to use one of his weird and lethal techniques. They very hazardous indeed, especially to the guy who tries them...>
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #71 on: August 07, 2003, 03:10:16 pm »
My god Wintress, for a lady you certainly are full of sexual inuendos  ;)
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #72 on: August 07, 2003, 06:27:39 pm »
Quote from: VisionThing on August 07, 2003, 03:10:16 pm
My god Wintress, for a lady you certainly are full of sexual inuendos  ;)

And this is a BAD thing to you ?? 8) LOL!
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #73 on: August 07, 2003, 06:29:42 pm »
Of course it is. He is huge and you a tiny...You must be clever girl to know how to make IT work out!
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Re:Holy Macaroni
« Reply #74 on: August 07, 2003, 06:47:01 pm »
Hehehee, those aliens in the gun barrel and clip look just about my size... ;)
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