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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2005, 08:50:47 pm »
I've heard 9 out of 10 shower sex episodes fail, and that those trying it out end up on the bathroom floor instead. Or with head injuries. Apparantly, upright sex in slippery conditions can be dangerous.

Just one more pointless fact...

I'll remember that as an opening line for small talk. Priceless!  :)

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2005, 08:51:46 pm »
You know, Megadokyo, in the Karma thread? His last post? It is true.
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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2005, 08:58:23 pm »
*giggle* Torp and Bateman are teh funneh

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2005, 09:30:04 pm »
Of course its true, the screaming ice cream told me so.

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2005, 12:21:42 am »
I know that feeling. I hate it when my food isn't really dead and keeps on yelling and rampaging.

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2005, 12:22:20 am »
Sounds like French cooking to me!

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2005, 12:56:12 am »
yes i had some french dickhead bitch at me today, so i told him if i ever saw him walking down my street, id rip his legs off and make him kick himself in the head, not in a friendly way either.. *think about what he just said.. very briefly*

granting, that i dont try to move my street right up beside his street, wherever he is, and change the signs so he accidently walks down my street one day

french fuckbag: oooo oui! oooo oui oui! je suis! ^_^ ouiii!! (so i dont know much french, like i want to)
me: aight mate, whats the craic? *leg rippage, face bootage*

.. i harbour much anger in this hour. Apologies.

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2005, 01:04:03 pm »
Now it is I who be going for a shower!

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2005, 01:09:09 pm »
and i have just HAD.. a shower (past tense ~)

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2005, 05:04:31 pm »
Shower ?
is that contagious ?

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2005, 06:46:04 pm »
Shower ?
is that contagious ?


No, you  crazy Dutch bastard :)

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2005, 06:55:05 pm »
Wait......shower.....like......in beer?


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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2005, 06:56:13 pm »
Beer shower?  :-\ Errrrrrgh :-\

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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2005, 07:21:35 pm »
Beer showers <=> punk rock concerts => fun

This does not imply that beer showers in themselves are fun.

Also, the chart is slightly faulty. Beer showers don't automaticly imply punk rock concerts, it's just a truism. Punk rock concerts, on the other hand, imply beer showers (well, as long as it's not an alcohol-free concert)
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Re: i'm going for a shower
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2005, 07:24:45 pm »
Whoa.... you lost me at "fun"