Infinitely long Q&A-post

[Smeagol]

It's np, welcome btw.

Stay a while, stay forever.


Layson isn't here damnit, my turn!

Who the heck are you calling absent?

Gravehill?

*SNIP*

Turns at Smeagsy, stuffs a muffin down his throat.

My line... Mine!

At least it's better than kicks to the face..

[SomethingApt]

*kicks smeagol in the face*

...you asked for it...

[Bates]

1.) Full Name?: René (surname classified)
2.) Birthday?: 31.01.
3.) Zodiac?: Aquarius (play the Within Temptation Song for added effect, although it's the worst on their current album)
4.) Nationality?: German
5.) What time is it?: 10:33
6.) Whats the date?: Saturday, May 14th
------------WHO DID THESE THINGS LAST?-------
7.) Called you?: My boss from my last internship
8.) Slept in your bed?: Me?
9.) Saw you cry?: I try not to cry in public.
10.) Made you cry?: Things happening to people can make me cry, not other people.
11.) Made you laugh?: A friend.
12.) You shared a drink with?: A friend.
13.) You went to the movies with?: A friend.
14.) Went to dinner with?: A friend.
15.) Bought you something?: A friend.
------------HAVE YOU EVER--------------
17.) Kissed someone?: Yes
18.) Said "I love you" and meant it?: Define love.
19.) Gotten into a fight with your cat/dog/etc?: I don't like the idea of domesticating animals for people's pleasure.
20.) Been to Berlin?: Yes
21.) Been to Florida?: No
22) California?: No
23.) Hawaii?: No
24.) Mexico?: No
25.) Europe?: Guess so.
26.) Canada?: No.
27.) Danced Naked?: No.
28.) Skinny dipped?: Yes.
29.) Stalked someone?: Oh yes. But I don't sell the photos.
30.) Snuck out?: Years ago
31.) Wished you were the opposite sex?: Could be enlightening, at least temporary
32.) Had an imaginary friend?: Not really
----------------- MORE ------------------------
33.) What time is it now?: 10:35
34.) Black or white?: White Noise, Black Silence
35.) TV or movie?: TV
36.) Cat or dog?: Cat
37.) Walmart or target?: Walmart, don't even know target
38.) Spring or Fall?: Fall
39.) Sun or rain?: That's a hard one... Sun
40.) What are you gonna do after this?: Learning stuff
41.) What was the last meal you ate?: Breakfast, some cereals and a giant mug of coffee
42.) High school or college?: I'm not really familiar with the US education system.
43.) Are you bored?: No, that word has been banned from my vocabulary.
44.) Last TV show you watched?: Lost
45.) Last movie you saw in theaters?: I don't remember, so it wasn't a good movie.
46.) Last noise you heard?: The clicking of my keyboard
47.) Last smell you smelled?: Fresh air.
------------ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS--------------
48.) Laughs the weirdest?: (Names of friend anonymized in the following questions) Friend A
49.) Makes you laugh the most?: Friend B
50.) Who have you known the longest?: Friend C
51.) Loudest?: Friend D
52.) Is the quietest: Friend E
53.) Is the weirdest?: Friend B
54.) Is the funnest?: Friend B
55.) Who is the moodiest?: Friend C
56.) Biggest player?: Friend B
57.) Who do you usually go to about all of your problems?: Friend E
58.) Who comes to you?: Friend E
60.) Do you have a crush on someone?: Yes. Isn't that cute?
61.) Do they know?: No
62.) Do you plan to tell them? No
------------------- EXTRAS -----------------------
63) Do you have your license?: Yes
64.) What book are you reading now?: Brimstone from Preston/Child. After forcing myself through three Dan Brown books I deserved a real thriller. Plus the main character is a real role model.
65.) Nicknames : Bateman?
66.) Hair Color: blond
67.) Height: 198 cm, too lazy to convert that. But some people think that's quite tall.
68.) Pets: As I said, I dislike the thought of having an animal in your home, just for the pleasure of reigning over less intelligent life forms.
69.) Siblings: No
70.) Have you ever been so drunk you didn't remember that you were drunk?: No
71.) Taken any illegal substances?: No.
72.) Gone out in public in your pajamas?: No, why should I?
73.) Played ding-dong-ditch?: Damn, must be ages ago.
74.) Streaked?: <-- what's that? someone who really reads this please elucidate that for me.
75.) Kept a secret from everyone?: Yes
76.) Wanted to hook up with a friend/date them: Yes
77) Did something illegal?: Yes
78.) Did you get caught?: No
79.) Gotten arrested?: No
80.) Gotten a ticket for something? Speeding and the thing where the distance between you and the car in front of you is too short. Again, if somebody knows the English term for this...
81.) Stalk someone?: Didn't we have that one already?
82) Prank called someone: Yes, ages ago, too
------------------FAVORITES--------------------
83.) Shampoo: Guhl Beer Flavoured.
84.) Soap: Dove
85.) Colors: Blue, Black
86.) Day or Night: Night
87.) Summer/Winter: Winter
88.) Plant?: Tree.
89.) Cartoon Characters: Ephraim the retarded rabbit
-------------IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS --------------
90.) Cried: No
91.) Cut your hair: Myself? No. Other people who offer this as a service? No.
92.) Worn a skirt: No
93.) Been mean: Yes
94.) Been sarcastic: Me? Never.
95.) Talked to someone you have a crush on: Yes
96.) Hugged someone: Yes
97.) Fought with your parents: No
98.) Got in an argument with your best friend: No
99.) Laughed until you cried: Yes. Thanks, Family Guy!
100.) Played Truth or Dare: No
101.) Watched a sunrise/sunset : Yes
102.) Went to the beach at night: Beach. Right.
103.) Spent quality time alone: Yes
------------ RANDOM ------------
104) Are you bored: I'm not going to repeat this.
105.) Are you lonely: Yes, but I wouldn't admit it.
106.) Are you happy: Yes!
107) Do you drink: Rarely
108.) Do you smoke? No
109.) What is your full name?: See question one.
110.) Who named you?: My parents, I guess.
111.) When was the last time you showered?: This morning.
112.) What color pants do you have on right now?: Black
113.) What song are you listening to right now?: Machinae Supremacy - Arcade Instrumental Beta
114.) What color is your shirt?: Red
115.) What is right next to you?: Softdrinks, a book about customer relationship management, my notebook
116.) What is your computer desk made of?: dead trees
117.) What are the last 4 digits in your phone # : 8060 (slightly altered)
118.) Are you eating anything?: Right now? No.
119.) How's the weather right now?: Surprisingly good.
120.) What did you do last night?: Watched a movie.
121.) How are you today?: Excellent.
122.) What makes you sad?: There are some things...
123.) What makes you happy?: Success.
124.) What makes you mad?: prejudice, narrowminded people
125.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: me?
126.) What are you doing tomorrow?: rehearsing for a presentation
127.) My fave music: Metal
128.) Favorite Food?: Food is great. Too many favourites to count.
129.) Fave girls perfume?: Really depends on the girl I'd say
130.) Fave guys cologne?: Hugo Dark Blue
131.) Do you like the guy or the girl to make the first move?: The girl, it's way more efficient that way.
132.) Are you too shy to ask someone out?: 90% of the time
133.) Fave clothes brand?: Armani
134.) If you could change your name what would it be?: Max Power or wait... Archcount Maximus von Speedkill-Doombringer.
135.) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: Yes, I sleep inside a life sized stuffed whale. Nah, just kidding.
136.) What is the stupidest thing you have ever done: There are no stupid things as long as you learn from them.
137.) What will your first son's name be?: Male child unit #1
138.) Your daughter's?: Female child unit #1
139.) Favorite drink?: Martini
140.) Are you a flirt?: Haven't found the definition of flirt in my dictionary.
141.) On the phone or in person? In person, people frequently misinterpret my humor over the phone.
142.) Lust or Love?: Love

[Laser.T]

Question 143: Have you actualy read every signle one of these Q&A responses?


My answer: Heck, no!

[Moheeheeko]

is it a bad thing if..you...have.................k im gonna go over here now *runs*

[Jack Lupino]

Within temptation comes from holland.. i live there.. im going to a free concert tonight :D:D

[Laser.T]

Within temptation comes from holland.. i live there.. im going to a free concert tonight :D:D

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What?

[Jack Lupino]

Within temptation comes from holland.. i live there.. im going to a free concert tonight :D

check out my guitar and vote 10 or something
http://img19.echo.cx/my.php?image=phto00160yd.jpg

[Smeagol]

How the hell is it *free*?

[Moheeheeko]

by "free" do you mean overcrowded with assholes and smelly?

[Torp v2.0]

I'm bored, so I'm going to comment on the posts I haven't read yet.

1.) Full Name?: Claire Rose (You can't have my surname)

Actually, I can

3.) Zodiac?: The archer guy

Sagittarius. Same as me. Hmmm...you're just slightly less than a year older than me.

125.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: Bondage photographer

I'm very tempted to comment on this one, but I won't.

128.) Favorite Food?: Chocolate

Oh yeah...

17.) Kissed someone?: No. I'm such a loser :[

No, you're 14.

31.) Wished you were the opposite sex?: Many times

Hmmm...everybody in here does that, it seems. Except possibly sag_ich_nicht

120.) What did you do last night?: Your mom Teched a musical

You haven't kissed, but you've done my mom?

29.) Stalked someone?: Oh yes. But I don't sell the photos.

You sure? You can probably get quite a handful of money for them :-)

60.) Do you have a crush on someone?: Yes. Isn't that cute?

I dunno. You tell me.

67.) Height: 198 cm, too lazy to convert that. But some people think that's quite tall.

It is. Got a friend who's taller though. My other friend, at 198 cm, got a surprise when he met him.

74.) Streaked?: <-- what's that? someone who really reads this please elucidate that for me.

Sure. Streaking is a popular art form amongst sports fans. It consists of shedding yourself of all clothes and running around on the pitch/gold course/whatever, preferably while some TV channel broadcasts live. It can also be done outside of sports events. If this is the case, only nudity is required, as well as running around.

131.) Do you like the guy or the girl to make the first move?: The girl, it's way more efficient that way.

Good point.

134.) If you could change your name what would it be?: Max Power or wait... Archcount Maximus von Speedkill-Doombringer.

Do it. It sounds cool.

140.) Are you a flirt?: Haven't found the definition of flirt in my dictionary.

Use the net. More specifically, use Wikipedia. You have no idea how much easier my life became after I started using Wikipedia on a regular basis.

From, unsurprisingly, Wikipedia:

Flirting is often described as casual conversation with a romantic touch, but it need not be spoken interaction at all.

Flirting is a way of treating serious things (such as sexual attraction) with an almost mocking or self-mocking air of ease. It can be either pleasantly diverting or wildly exciting, depending on the context.

People who flirt can speak and act in a way that suggests greater intimacy than is appropriate to the relationship (or to the amount of time the two people have known each other), without actually saying or doing anything inappropriate. One way they accomplish this is to communicate a sense of playfulness or irony.

Flirting is an important part of courtship. It should also continue into through long-term relationships like marriage.

Flirting consists of stylized gestures, language, body language, postures, and physiologic signs, some of which are also part of foreplay. Among these are (the Cultural bias here is specific to Western society):
Winking
Dilation of the pupils
Slight, casual touches
Smiling
Sending and receiving notes, poems, or written music

The etymology of the verb "to flirt" is an interesting one: it comes from the old French "Conter fleurette", which means "to (try to) seduce" by the dropping of flower leaves. This expression is no longer used in French, but the English "frenchisism" to flirt has made its way and has now become an anglicism.

New-guy: Welcome! Word of advice: stay away from Magicman :-)

Question 143: Have you actualy read every signle one of these Q&A responses?


My answer: Heck, no!

I've read speedily through most of them, yes. For explanation, see above.

[Jack Lupino]

i wonder what the origanal description for roshambo is

[Smeagol]

I'm bored, so I'm going to comment on the posts I haven't read yet.

1.) Full Name?: Claire Rose (You can't have my surname)

Actually, I can

3.) Zodiac?: The archer guy

Sagittarius. Same as me. Hmmm...you're just slightly less than a year older than me.

125.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: Bondage photographer

I'm very tempted to comment on this one, but I won't.

128.) Favorite Food?: Chocolate

Oh yeah...

17.) Kissed someone?: No. I'm such a loser :[

No, you're 14.

31.) Wished you were the opposite sex?: Many times

Hmmm...everybody in here does that, it seems. Except possibly sag_ich_nicht

120.) What did you do last night?: Your mom Teched a musical

You haven't kissed, but you've done my mom?

29.) Stalked someone?: Oh yes. But I don't sell the photos.

You sure? You can probably get quite a handful of money for them :-)

60.) Do you have a crush on someone?: Yes. Isn't that cute?

I dunno. You tell me.

67.) Height: 198 cm, too lazy to convert that. But some people think that's quite tall.

It is. Got a friend who's taller though. My other friend, at 198 cm, got a surprise when he met him.

74.) Streaked?: <-- what's that? someone who really reads this please elucidate that for me.

Sure. Streaking is a popular art form amongst sports fans. It consists of shedding yourself of all clothes and running around on the pitch/gold course/whatever, preferably while some TV channel broadcasts live. It can also be done outside of sports events. If this is the case, only nudity is required, as well as running around.

131.) Do you like the guy or the girl to make the first move?: The girl, it's way more efficient that way.

Good point.

134.) If you could change your name what would it be?: Max Power or wait... Archcount Maximus von Speedkill-Doombringer.

Do it. It sounds cool.

140.) Are you a flirt?: Haven't found the definition of flirt in my dictionary.

Use the net. More specifically, use Wikipedia. You have no idea how much easier my life became after I started using Wikipedia on a regular basis.

From, unsurprisingly, Wikipedia:

Flirting is often described as casual conversation with a romantic touch, but it need not be spoken interaction at all.

Flirting is a way of treating serious things (such as sexual attraction) with an almost mocking or self-mocking air of ease. It can be either pleasantly diverting or wildly exciting, depending on the context.

People who flirt can speak and act in a way that suggests greater intimacy than is appropriate to the relationship (or to the amount of time the two people have known each other), without actually saying or doing anything inappropriate. One way they accomplish this is to communicate a sense of playfulness or irony.

Flirting is an important part of courtship. It should also continue into through long-term relationships like marriage.

Flirting consists of stylized gestures, language, body language, postures, and physiologic signs, some of which are also part of foreplay. Among these are (the Cultural bias here is specific to Western society):
Winking
Dilation of the pupils
Slight, casual touches
Smiling
Sending and receiving notes, poems, or written music

The etymology of the verb "to flirt" is an interesting one: it comes from the old French "Conter fleurette", which means "to (try to) seduce" by the dropping of flower leaves. This expression is no longer used in French, but the English "frenchisism" to flirt has made its way and has now become an anglicism.

New-guy: Welcome! Word of advice: stay away from Magicman :-)

Question 143: Have you actualy read every signle one of these Q&A responses?


My answer: Heck, no!

I've read speedily through most of them, yes. For explanation, see above.

HA! My answers are Un-Torpable. w00t!

[Jack Lupino]

Im such a hobbyless person so í thought im going to fill in this stupid list of yours.


1.) Full Name?: Rick Bomhof
2.) Birthday?: 10 - 6- 1988
3.) Zodiac?: wtf ?
4.) Nationality?: NL... I SWEARS
5.) What time is it?: half past 7 PM
6.) Whats the date?: 16 may 4312... im going to kill terminator
------------WHO DID THESE THINGS LAST?-------
7.) Called you?:Jesus. He couln't open the cookie jar. He's a wimp.
8.) Slept in your bed?:My cat, Mac.
9.) Saw you cry?: The tv.
10.) Made you cry?:The remote.
11.) Made you laugh?: Smeagol, u crazy tit
12.) You shared a drink with?: My keyboard... had to throw it away NOW THATS A HANGOVER !
13.) You went to the movies with?: HA ! yesterdag with my family .. im so nice
14.) Went to dinner with?: Dinner ? You mean late lunch right ?
15.) Bought you something? : My mom. 17'inch tft screen .. i payed her back ! honest !
------------HAVE YOU EVER--------------
17.) Kissed someone?: Yes. o wait do dogs count ?.. J/k yeah is the actual awnser or something
18.) Said "I love you" and meant it?: NO WHAHAHA !!
19.) Gotten into a fight with your cat/dog/etc?: Mathijs.. drummer of my band haha foodfight
20.) Been to Berlin?:no
21.) Been to Florida?:no
22) California?:no
23.) Hawaii?:no
24.) Mexico?:no
25.) Europe? wait
26.) Canada?:stop !11 i went to europe cuz i live there
27.) Danced Naked?:eh no never been to europe
28.) Skinny dipped?:when i was dancing.
29.) Stalked someone?:haha good times.
30.) Snuck out?:All the time
31.) Wished you were the opposite sex?: yeah for like 2 mins so i could go and chasethat chick in the womens lav. Heh heh heh..
32.) Had an imaginary friend?:he's typing. not me
----------------- MORE ------------------------
33.) What time is it now?: 5.) What time is it?: half past 7 PM << and 10 minutes later
34.) Black or white?:Black.. i got the DXM black eyes on my desktop
35.) TV or movie?:movie
36.) Cat or dog?:cat's and dog (2 cat's 1 dog)
37.) Walmart or target?:what ?!
38.) Spring or Fall?:spring .. duh
39.) Sun or rain?:Sun
40.) What are you gonna do after this?:Insult someone
41.) What was the last meal you ate?:eh.. a "krentebol" .. its this breadsphere-shaped thing with dried grapes in it.
42.) High school or college?: high school here i come !
43.) Are you bored?: no.. i got these questions to make, tard.
44.) Last TV show you watched?:ehh o i remember Pinkpop .. this festival in the Netherlands, within temp. was there too ..
Inc inteview!!
45.) Last movie you saw in theaters?:The Pacifier *Yesterday*
46.) Last noise you heard?:My keyboard rammeling
47.) Last smell you smelled?: last smell I noticed:mom cooking stuff
------------ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS--------------
48.) Laughs the weirdest?:Mathijs. DEFINATLY
49.) Makes you laugh the most?:Mathijs .. fuck i cant think of someone else because all my other friends are stupid
50.) Who have you known the longest?:Rens, before he turned into a junkie.. prev. forum thread..
51.) Loudest?:Mathijs, hes the drummer and he shouts when he talks
52.) Is the quietest:Lila .. bass player girl of my band
53.) Is the weirdest?:Marc. hes in my class.. hes a farm guy, and he thinks tractors are cool.
54.) Is the funnest?:Johan, a guy i known for way too long now
55.) Who is the moodiest?:Moos, she is one crazy girl
56.) Biggest player?:My reflection
57.) Who do you usually go to about all of your problems?: Licheng this chick i know from msn .. we go on a date next saturday...sigh...
58.) Who comes to you?: I dunno, you have a lot of crazy ppl on the internet who have my picture
60.) Do you have a crush on someone?: I don't know maybe its Licheng.. 
61.) Do they know?: 'Think so, cuz i know it from her too ^_^
62.) Do you plan to tell them? I'll just see how things work out ok..
------------------- EXTRAS -----------------------
63) Do you have your license?: not yet.. but i DO have a car !
64.) What book are you reading now?: Ash : A secret histor, its about this mercenary girl who becomes a great fighter, its fucking awesome look it up on google !
65.) Nicknames :Slick (Slick Rick) Die man met de gitaar (translated "That guy with the guitar")
66.) Hair Color:Blonde
67.) Height:1,89 or something, im quite tall
68.) Pets: 2 cats, Mac and Jazz, 1 Dog : Zowie, 2 Birds, Ivy and Wakka(from FinalFant.10 i think)
69.) Siblings:2 one younger and one older.. im cought in the middle..
70.) Have you ever been so drunk you didn't remember that you were drunk?: I DONT REMEMBER
71.) Taken any illegal substances?:Lol.. when you live in Holland everything is legal
72.) Gone out in public in your pajamas?:ehh.. we don't do that here.
73.) Played ding-dong-ditch?:Ping pong ?
74.) Streaked?:HAHA Long time ago on a boat to a cruise ship HAHA
75.) Kept a secret from everyone?: Long time ago or something
76.) Wanted to hook up with a friend/date them: i ended up with the girl myself im such a bastard haha
77) Did something illegal?:2 hours ago, threw eggs at a bus that said i love myself
78.) Did you get caught?:No man, im like fucking greased lightning
79.) Gotten arrested?: never
80.) Gotten a ticket for something? Never
81.) Stalk someone?: omfg. you need a slap ? asked me that before
82) Prank called someone: haha a week ago, acting i was an indian looking for my axe
------------------FAVORITES--------------------
83.) Shampoo: Granier Fructis advocado
84.) Soap:Essance
85.) Colors:Blue
86.) Day or Night:Night.. Summer nights ROCK
87.) Summer/Winter: summer ..
88.) Plant?: Weed
89.) Cartoon Characters:Ren & Stimpy
-------------IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS --------------
90.) Cried: no
91.) Cut your hair: yeah
92.) Worn a skirt: no
93.) Been mean: yes.. i can´t say no you guys have evidence
94.) Been sarcastic: no , oh shit now i have
95.) Talked to someone you have a crush on:atm Licheng's online ... wait
96.) Hugged someone: My cat
97.) Fought with your parents: Today .. i always fight with my dad when he visits us.. verbal
98.) Got in an argument with your best friend: Long time ago about the habit of Rens
99.) Laughed until you cried: Yesterday. Mathijs was impersonating drunk darth vader
100.) Played Truth or Dare: Whow lol when i was 12
101.) Watched a sunrise/sunset : yesterday... i was on the basketbalfield so i noticed it
102.) Went to the beach at night: 2 years ago on holiday in france... hot nights
103.) Spent quality time alone: Sorry, im not a schitzophrenic
------------ RANDOM ------------
104) Are you bored: lol again ?
105.) Are you lonely: a bit sometimes
106.) Are you happy: yeah i guess
107) Do you drink: i "drank"
108.) Do you smoke? Not neh moreh..*puff**puff*
109.) What is your full name?: Rick Bomhof -- nothing
110.) Who named you?: My dad and my mom
111.) When was the last time you showered?: Shower ? Is that contagious ? *Shower Thread*
112.) What color pants do you have on right now?: Black
113.) What song are you listening to right now?:Pennywise - The city Burns Tonight (The shit!)
114.) What color is your shirt?: T shirt Gray with red letters VANS and a quicksilver orange blouse
115.) What is right next to you?:a book : Ash : A secret history
116.) What is your computer desk made of?: Wood
117.) What are the last 4 digits in your phone # : 8510
118.) Are you eating anything?: My right hand
119.) How's the weather right now?: Clear, Clowded
120.) What did you do last night?: Computered and drank beer
121.) How are you today?: Hungry and anxious for school tomorrow
122.) What makes you sad?: Animal tests
123.) What makes you happy?: Pennywise music and stupid people
124.) What makes you mad?: Animal tests
125.) What do you want to be when you grow up?: A famous musician .. or "Normal"
126.) What are you doing tomorrow?: school, and probably eat something
127.) My fave music: Punk , Rock, Metal , MaSu ^^ Pennywise
128.) Favorite Food?: Pizza
129.) Fave girls perfume?: Wha? o. I guess vanille is what i hate .. i dont know what i like.
130 Fave guys cologne?: Adidas thingus
131.) Do you like the guy or the girl to make the first move?: Girl haha im lazy
132.) Are you too shy to ask someone out?: I dont know .. i got to learn how the person would react so i can adjust my form of question
133.) Fave clothes brand?: Vans !!!!
134.) If you could change your name what would it be?: Jake or something
135.) Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?:no
136.) What is the stupidest thing you have ever done:Crowd dived at a country concert... o wait i did way more stupid things
137.) What will your first son's name be?: Mike or something
138.) Your daughter's?: Alice or Jessica
139.) Favorite drink?: Special beer called "Cannon"
140.) Are you a flirt?:quite
141.) On the phone or in person? Msn .. im a old hairy chid raper HAHA Just kidding
142.) Lust or Love?: Love and lust special mix with beer and punkrock


WOW i did this in 3/4 hour ..

Sweet 

[Smeagol]

WOW i did this in 3/4 hour ..

Sweet 

Hahahaha, lame