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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #165 on: May 15, 2005, 01:19:03 pm »
it must be done.

*kicks boaz in the face*

and it is so.

NOW! Jammin, you wake up in your bed only to find everything in the room including your wallpaper is inside out and glued to the ceiling, you go down stairs to find your entire family have been altered inside out and are bleeding and screaming all over the place, its total chaos because your dad just exploded into 5 smaller dads and your mum turned into a plant pot, what do you have for breakfast?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #166 on: May 15, 2005, 01:21:10 pm »
Favorite polytheistic religion?

uhhh.... all of them....

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #167 on: May 15, 2005, 01:21:46 pm »
If you could be any inanimated object, which one would it be?

a chair leg

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #168 on: May 15, 2005, 01:22:47 pm »
You've just come back from a holiday in north Kalumkaba in Africa, and you realise your shoelaces are both undone. Which one do you tie first?

i attempt to tie them both at the same time, lose my balance, fall over, hit my head on a nearby tree, and get eaten by a pair of angry squirrels

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #169 on: May 15, 2005, 01:24:21 pm »
ok lets started answering, umm pj - greek? i dont if they have a direct religion, layson- a cd (cuz spinngin that much would be so freakin wickedly awesome) and flout - id probably flip out and get a gun from somewhere and hold 2 people at gunpoint and make them tie my showes in synchronization so that one shoe doesnt feel less important!

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOT SEAT YOU FUCKING FUCKED UP FUCK OF A FUCK >:(

*kicks boaz in the face, wearing shoes with spikes on them*

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #170 on: May 15, 2005, 01:25:11 pm »
it must be done.

*kicks boaz in the face*

and it is so.

thanks! ;)

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #171 on: May 15, 2005, 01:26:51 pm »
NOW! Jammin, you wake up in your bed only to find everything in the room including your wallpaper is inside out and glued to the ceiling, you go down stairs to find your entire family have been altered inside out and are bleeding and screaming all over the place, its total chaos because your dad just exploded into 5 smaller dads and your mum turned into a plant pot, what do you have for breakfast?

a cornflakes box. (and i don't mean the cornflakes... i mean the actual box)

mmmm.... cardboard...

*drools*

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #172 on: May 15, 2005, 01:33:12 pm »
i like the way you think jammin.

do you like the way i jam, thinkin?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #173 on: May 15, 2005, 01:34:51 pm »
do you like the way i jam, thinkin?

yes.. will you be my boyfriend?

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #174 on: May 15, 2005, 01:38:27 pm »
uhhh, i cant answer that! *runs away from the thread to answer it in a safe area*

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #175 on: May 15, 2005, 01:39:27 pm »
:(


EDIT: I HEARBY GIVE MDX PERMISSION TO ANSWER THAT ONE QUESTION IN THIS THREAD
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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #176 on: May 15, 2005, 01:42:58 pm »
Oh oki, no. But we can be r0ckin buddies! That way my colon stays clean via washing and not anal excavating.

: : D : :

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #177 on: May 15, 2005, 01:44:40 pm »
okay.... fair enough.... you obviously hate me :'( LIFE ISNT WORTH LIVING!

*jumps out of window*

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #178 on: May 15, 2005, 01:47:04 pm »
*stares in confusion*

The forums on a ground floor. Infact its in the basement of a giant business chain HQ building.

*looks at jammin rubbing his face after jumping at the paint on window*

So jammin, what building do we all reside in as we speak.. er type.. ?.. And nay, i dont hate you :D i lubbbb.. your peanut butter pie, i could never hate you.

Nor could i love you, i am a broken man.

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Re: Machinae Hotseat: Jammin
« Reply #179 on: May 15, 2005, 01:47:59 pm »
What's a quagmire?