Machinae Hotseat: Jammin

[MDX]

Seeing Bearfoots was never properly finish.. *sniff*

until he returns, Jammin.. you take the new hotseat.

Make it so.. first question..

How many question marks can you write on an a4 sheet and how long does it take, (just one side, GO!)

[PrescriptiveBarony]

*dreams of the day he might be in a hotseat of some sort*

So if you were elected hacker k1ng and you had to sign the new C0ns717u710n  but you didn't want to give out your real name because you were afraid of spammers and it's just more 1337 not to reveal your true name as Preston Q. Langwater IV, would you or would you not include an apostrophe in "Jammin(')?"

[MDX]

if you were a screaming tree in a forest do you reckon the other trees would start fighting or screaming with you, depending on the type of tree (oak, maple etc)

[Bates]

Is Schrödinger's cat dead or alive?

[SomethingApt]

How many question marks can you write on an a4 sheet and how long does it take, (just one side, GO!)

Took approx. 7mins and 24seconds (although i did get bored about halfway through and stopped to put some music on).

You can tell me how many i did...

[SomethingApt]

So if you were elected hacker k1ng and you had to sign the new C0ns717u710n  but you didn't want to give out your real name because you were afraid of spammers and it's just more 1337 not to reveal your true name as Preston Q. Langwater IV, would you or would you not include an apostrophe in "Jammin(')?"

definitely no apostrophe because only losers who think they're cool use apostrophes and the joke is on them because im secretly sleeping with their sisters.

[SomethingApt]

if you were a screaming tree in a forest do you reckon the other trees would start fighting or screaming with you, depending on the type of tree (oak, maple etc)

trees can't scream you fucking idiot. 

*kicks megadokyo in the face*

[SomethingApt]

Is Schrödinger's cat dead or alive?

probably.

[daYak]

Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?

[Smeagol]

Which forum seems to be 'better', the old one or the new shiny one

[MDX]

*rubs face* I WAS SPEAKING METAFOLICALLY >)

EDIT: sorry i was a penis fly by the window. Metaphorically.

[SomethingApt]

Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?

not while it's still attatched...

[SomethingApt]

Which forum seems to be 'better', the old one or the new shiny one

probably the new one... it's easier on the eyes.

[SomethingApt]

*rubs face* I WAS SPEAKING METAFOLICALLY >)

EDIT: sorry i was a penis fly by the window. Metaphorically.

is that a question?

[MDX]

a yes or no one. yes.