Ah, but think of the headlines!
"A Band and Their Fan Rejuvenate Township's Economy!"
"A Little Taste of Sweden: Something To Do In This Godforsaken Village, Finally"
"Machinae Supremacy: On The Front Page Because They are Just That Cool, And We Can't Keep Stretching The 'ThingsThatAreChartreuseFest '05' stories"
... etc.