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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2005, 06:19:41 pm »
Yeah. So ?

Cheeseburgers don't kill.
Yet people die.

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2005, 07:03:30 pm »
omg. so you let ppl tell u whats good and not ?!
*SNIP*
 McDonalds claim they are healthy *SNIP*
CONFORM. CONSUME. OBEY.

Even better is their new advertising campaign. They designed their own lyrics to promote their *healthy* range to the tune of:

American Idiot

How damn ironic.

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2005, 07:07:45 pm »
hahaha-- haven't seen that..

Justin Timberlake equals american idiot for me ;)

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2005, 07:12:25 pm »
There are a few things I wish would just disappear from the face of the planet.

1: McDonalds
2: Chavs
3: Soccer
4: (and most importantly) ... bleep

Fucking ... cheap dumbass chavy fucking shit. Invading TV commericials every 2 minutes, and on every fucking banner across the Internet. bleep is evil! Destroy it! Somebody please destroy it...
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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2005, 07:14:40 pm »
That's why aliens exist laser.. to destroy that.
and the earth with it.

That comforts you, doesn't it ?

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2005, 07:15:41 pm »
That's why aliens exist laser.. to destroy that.
and the earth with it.

That comforts you, doesn't it ?

Yes. Destroy the earth, let's live inside games

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2005, 07:18:04 pm »
There are a few things I wish would just disappear from the face of the planet.

1: McDonalds
2: Chavs
3: Soccer
4: (and most importantly) Jamster!

Fucking Sweety Chick, Crazy Frog, Nessie Dragon and all that cheap dumbass chavy fucking shit. Invading TV commericials every 2 minutes, and on every fucking banner across the Internet. Jamster is evil! Destroy it! Somebody please destroy it...

Called the mute button.

There is a tool to fight it. It's called AdBlock.

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2005, 07:23:49 pm »
No my love, a Kalashnjkov -47 will do nicely.   :-*

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2005, 07:25:05 pm »
No, you would do nicely. Come on, off to Jamster!'s headquarters you go.

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2005, 08:45:13 pm »
No YOU CAN'T DO THAT

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they KNOW me there !

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2005, 09:01:57 pm »
Yes, I'm a corporate drone. I am told what to think, I am told what to do. I eat McDonalds because they claim they are healthy and have 100% meat in their burgers, plus a pinch of salt, which would mean that their burgers don't contain 100 per cent, because there is 0.0000~something~01 per cent of salt in there, but I eat it anyway while I read celebrity magazines to see what they wear because I wear what I am told, I wear Levi and Bench and anything from Topman, because that is what the system tells me to wear and what everyone else wears because everyone else is being told what to wear and what to think by the same corporate leaders who tell everyone the same thing because it is easier for them to create their goods in endlessly identical mass production, thus keeping down their costs while selling it to the consumer drone for outrageously overpriced prices, and while I am wearing my Levis and eating "healthier" McDonalds I am watching the Television which contains a constant stream of updates on how I am to behave and act in the corporate society, the television gives words and images of how we should be and act in all walks of life and as I stare at the screen, my eyes turning square and my body turning to mush in the seat of my armchair I am told that it is the in-thing to be fit and healthy, so I rush down to the gym and with hundreds of others I park my butt onto a bicycle that doesn't move and spin those pedals, while I watch soap operas telling me how to live, and drink water from bottles fresh from corporate-owned highland springs, once I've spent an hour at the gym, and believe that that hour is enough for me, I then go to work, the centre of corporate society, and work directly for the corporations, making products or just increasing the financial power they have, in full belief that it is for my own benefit when I recieve my monthly paycheck, when in fact what the corporation gains is much more than the wages they pay and as they get richer, the polarity of society ever widens, and yet still I look upon those richer than I and believe that if I just keep working and following their lead I will one day be able to be just like them, it is my dream to become rich, and yet it is likely that I never will because the corporate society will always keep me down, keep me working, keep me thinking for its own benefit, and not mine.


CONFORM. CONSUME. OBEY.

Yeah, best thing is to be like us, become CEO and reign over that numb army of zombies!

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take your place
As part of the authority
that enslaves the human race!

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2005, 09:25:18 pm »
now that's a huge quote

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2005, 09:27:01 pm »
Go eat a Snaffleburger.

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2005, 09:31:59 pm »
No, ill rather commit suicide.. o wait that the same.

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Re: World of Warcraft
« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2005, 09:46:26 pm »
No my love, a Kalashnjkov -47 will do nicely.   :-*

I hate to be pedantic but you could have just said AK-47

or if you wanted to spell out the acronym you could have at least spelled it all out as in Avtomat Kalishnikov.

Just a thought.

(hehe I am actually sorry about this but the thread is so full of tension as it is i just cant help it)