"I DIED. ITS UR FAULT GTFO YOU NOOB"
Oh man. I get this one all the time.
One time I was partying with this extremely bitchy mage (that ended up being a gay guy BUT ANYWAY) in Maraudon. As the rogue, I was holding aggro on a secondary mob while the first one got nuked because I have a really high dodge rate.
Anyway, this dumbass mage decides that it's a good idea to run in and start nuking with her AoE fire spells right off the bat, and what do you know, she pulls aggro from the mob I'm fighting before I can even get my first Eviscerate in, and the mob starts running to her. Now, a normal mage would throw up Mana Shield, Frost Nova'd, and switched targets (since she should have been attacking the one that's actually picking up some goddamn threat in the first place), but
noooo, this idiot decides it'd be a BRILLIANT idea to run away from the fight to avoid getting hit and whine about someone getting aggro off of her over Vent.
Three problems:
1) The mob wasn't a Handicapped Sloth Beast and as such, it was fast enough to hit her as it chased her.
2) I was a quarter-second behind being able to hit the mob and regain aggro.
3) She was running away from the healer.
No surprise, she gets smacked and goes down, then it turns on me (who is miles away from the priest at this point), who dies before a heal can reach me. Next on the menu for the mob was the priest, and I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
After this, I told the Mage not to run away from mobs. We respawn (huge fucking pain in Maraudon), get back to the pair of mobs, and THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENS AGAIN.
And somehow the mage was convinced it was my fault - "well, maybe not your fault, but the priest should have followed me". Yeah, okay, our priest will take a break from healing people that are fighting in order to keep someone running away alive. Excellent use of mana there.
Fucking PUGs.
