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Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« on: December 15, 2004, 06:33:44 pm »
That's for nominating me you bastard! ;D j/k


how much better is uni than school?

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2004, 06:42:46 pm »
Why does it burn when I pee?  :-\

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2004, 06:50:19 pm »
will i ever get laid?
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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2004, 06:51:50 pm »
oh wow is Laser gonna be pissed at answering these ;D


why do chavs speak their own language, fucktard, and why can't they spell either?

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2004, 08:45:31 pm »
Ack! Well, I saw that one coming.

Let's see....

Smeagol #1: Not at all. University suck0rz. I was about to drop out yesterday, until my sis persuaded me not to. I've been there for 2 and a half years; i've only got half a year left. I just need to get thru it - it's bloody tough.


Jammin: Two reasons.
One) You've got a disease and you're gonna die soon;
Two) (which is usually the case for me, honestly) You have forgotten to have a drink (esp water) for a couple of days and all u are peeing is pure faeces.


nobby: Dunno. I need to see a picture of you first, and then a pic of the objct of your desires.
But using my powers of foretelling I predict... Yes, you will - eventually.


Smeagol #2: Because they are the lowest end of human existence. In fact some scientists have even classes them as a new species called Homo Chavus and discovered that they are more closely related to chimpanzees than to humans.

The chimpanzees reply to this was: "Fuck no! Don't go putting those dirty shits next to us!"

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2004, 08:48:58 pm »
What's your fav book? what's your fav Movie?
and why?
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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2004, 08:55:14 pm »
heh, awesome replies Laser



why were you gonna drop out of uni?

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2004, 08:55:27 pm »
My fav book: His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman. Absolutely fascinating story and complete hatred of the Church. Tonnes of wonderful ideas including Dimensions, elementary particles, truth and lies, witches, conscious bears, wraiths, world of the dead, heaven, God, angels, sins and original sin, and best of all daemons: souls embodied as a constant creature companion.

My fav movie: Not much of a movie buff but when asked I usually reply, Zoolander. Hilariously funny and bizarre and concentrating on a world that has never been done before and never will be (camp male models). Also it has Powerman 5000 in the soundtrack.

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2004, 08:57:01 pm »
another q: why was i never asked any serious questions? :)

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2004, 08:59:05 pm »
Because nobody wants to hear serious answers.

Anyway, I asked vaguely serious questions. Whats your fav smell/taste/feeling/etc, is very personal n shit.

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2004, 09:00:21 pm »
Whats your fav PIZZA?
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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2004, 09:04:27 pm »
Anything with lots of MEAT! Maybe spicy meat when I feel like it. Any vegetables found will be thrown into the nearest refuse.

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2004, 09:34:18 pm »
Who rocks with the three letters and ISNT.. santa?

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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2004, 09:34:28 pm »
Right, then, we do a copy-paste:

Whats your fav smell/taste/feeling/etc?

Now, you can answer your own, semiserious question!
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Re:Machinae Hotseat: Laser
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2004, 09:53:01 pm »
MDX: It wouldn't be MDX, by any chance?


Torp: Using the question I asked Smeagol in his hotseat:
"What's your favorite smell? Sight? Sound? Feeling (as in touch)? Feeling (as in psychologically)?"

Smell: Something under the grill. Usually toast.
Sight: Nature and urban alongside each other.
Sound: Meaningful lyrics that make me cry
Feeling (touch): Smooth leather or the like. If it's soft between my fingertips I'll rub it for ages.
Felling (psychologically): Just to be free of guilt, self-hatred, fear, depression.
And, Taste: Those tangy orange flavoured tablets I was talking about...