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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #45 on: January 22, 2005, 01:01:37 am »
No, it's scary that anyone even in the kind of world we live in would let thier kid become that big of a pile of lard.

but that's just my unhumble opinion.
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #46 on: January 22, 2005, 01:13:29 am »
No, it's scary that anyone even in the kind of world we live in would let thier kid become that big of a pile of lard.

but that's just my unhumble opinion.

Most parents are:

a) Dumb

b) Cruel

c) Both

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #47 on: January 22, 2005, 02:20:55 am »
No, it's scary that anyone even in the kind of world we live in would let thier kid become that big of a pile of lard.

visit the UK sometime

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #48 on: January 22, 2005, 02:50:34 am »
True.. home of the deep fried candy bar, eh?

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #49 on: January 22, 2005, 12:44:28 pm »
No, it's scary that anyone even in the kind of world we live in would let thier kid become that big of a pile of lard.

visit the UK sometime

Obesity is only around the southwest, Smeagol. In the rest of the UK we are all closer to starving Ethiopeans. Around here everybody looks like a bag o' bones. And to make up for this lack of food, Glasweigans invented the deep fried Mars bar, the Cornish invnted the clotted cream Scone, and Yorkshiremen invented the Yorkshire pudding.

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2005, 07:35:41 pm »
EVERYTHING is better deep-fried and on a stick.
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2005, 08:34:08 pm »
Like a weasel, for example.

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #52 on: January 22, 2005, 11:47:03 pm »
visit the UK sometime
Obesity is only around the southwest

really? hmm, k. not how the media potrays it... then again, they seem to consider London the only place worth mentioning, and of course, that's where the main obesity problem is.... as well as all the little "gangwars" which generally feature "drug dealers" and "junkies"

NB: using inverted commas because most of them aren't. they're all chavs, and everyone knows the sort. the ones who take a pint or two of beer, and vomit fairly violently, and then are worshipped for getting "pissed out of their head"

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #53 on: January 23, 2005, 02:45:32 am »
Tbh, I was spouting bullshit. Heehee.

I dunno if obesity is a greater problem in London or elsewhere is is just spread around. But we're certainly not the worst country for it... ~looks west~

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #54 on: January 23, 2005, 04:50:53 am »
Obesity is probably nowhere near as much as a problem as people say it say, especially in the UK. There're probably no more "obese" people in the worls than there ever have been. They just want you to think that so say can sell us their latest diet. Their latest "health food" product.

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2005, 01:50:01 pm »
Tbh, I was spouting bullshit.

there's gotta be a medical condition for that

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2005, 01:53:24 pm »
Tbh, I was spouting bullshit.

there's gotta be a medical condition for that

It's okay, I'm taking pills. Unfortunately, they also contain viagara and I have a permanent hard.......



EDIT: Sorry for that. Funny mood. I'm so bored with revision.
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2005, 01:57:29 pm »
Tbh, I was spouting bullshit.

there's gotta be a medical condition for that

It's okay, I'm taking pills. Unfortunately, they also contain viagara and I have a permanent hard.......

hat?


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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2005, 05:02:43 am »
True.. home of the deep fried candy bar, eh?



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Re: Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #59 on: July 16, 2006, 02:33:41 am »
Yeah, so I'm getting that old thread up again.

I'll just go from A to Z.

Arcade:
"true dreams of fiction" -> "true blames of fiction"
"but now I fear" -> "but now I feel"
"I wanna be a hero all over again" -> "I wanna be a girl all over again"  ;D
"another month of this endless denial" -> "another moan for this soundless denial"
"I wanna be unbound by science" -> "I wanna be a bum by silence"
"one world, under me" -> "one world, one loving"
"somewhere undirected and free" -> "somewhere undirected Humphrey"
"I'll blast you all to kingdom come" -> "I'll blast you all to keep the power"

Attack Music:
"Here comes the master slave" -> "Here comes the master-slayer"
"Demand respect for treason" -> "The man respect'd for treason" (I know we had this one already)
"But in bliss we tend to be" -> "But in bliss returned to be"

Blind Dog Pride:
"Another night is drawing nigh" -> "Another night is crawling high"
"I feel the spike in my side" -> "I feel the spark in my side"
"amassed in crowds you're still alone" -> "a messy crowd and still alone"
"the last of its kind is" -> "the lights to discime (?) is"
"I can not force those who are blind" -> "I can not force us to a blind"
"lost is he by someone else's side" -> "lost his team by someone else's side"

Deus Ex Machinae:
"Come summon all your deities" -> "Come summon all your ladies" 8)
"We are but children to the earth" -> "We are the children to the earth"
"she is beautiful" -> "she's beaut(?) at fall"
"History bleeds for tomorrow" -> "His story pleased for tomorrow"
"A withered rose" -> "all withered words"

Dreadnaught:
"to a metal forge dominion" -> "to a metal-forged dominion"
"the voice that speaks so any man can feel" -> "the voice that speaks so anyone can feel"
"Now the terror is the other we" -> "Now the terrorists, the other we"
"and their unholy deity" -> "and they're on holiday at ease"

Earthbound:
"I walk the road paved by our evolution" -> "I walk the road paved by a revolution"
"a vision of ourselves" -> "a mission of ourselves"
"just like a drone" -> "yay, yes i can't know"
"as the blind leads the fallen" -> "as the falling leads the fallen"

Elite:
"Do you find yourself in the air" -> "Do you find yourself in the end"
"If you fall down off the road" -> "If you fall down afterwards"

Empire:
"begin the words and bleed reality" -> "reckon the words and be reality"
"Those without a say" -> "Open up and say"
"unvoiced a distant grief that beckons me" -> "unvoiced a distant grief that blackens me"

Fighters from Ninne:
"Comin' at ya woo-style" -> "Comin' at ya rooster"
"We are always holding our heads high" -> "We are always holding on our time"

Flagcarrier:
none... ZOMG :o

Follower:
"Gag yourself and pay attention" -> "Knock yourself and pay attention"
"Do as you're told" -> "Who has you told"
"what all the others do" -> "what all others stalk"
"Blindfold yourself and fall in" -> "Blind for yourself and fall in"
"Don't question, don't think" -> "Don't question a thing"
"The truth is too real for you" -> "Duke is a real voyeur"
"Don't wanna believe, don't wanna see" -> "Don't wanna leave, don't wanna see"
"A setting born from" -> "I'm sitting bored from"
"censored pictures on TV" -> "scenes and pictures on TV"
"an R-Rated reality" -> "a hard rain-day reality"
"It's so simple just to fall in line" -> "It's so simple just to fly in line"
"Don't fix what's wrong" -> "Don't fix your smile"
"Each story cut to fit" -> "Each story cooked to fit"
"Transformed to fit inside" -> "Transformed to feel inside"
"your fragile little mind" -> "your fragilely don't mind"
"It's far too..." -> "It's for iTunes"
"Unquestioned certainty" -> "I question surrenty(?)"
"keep you subjugated" -> "keep your side again"

Fury and Fury live:
Fury Live beginning: "Let's gonna show it of with da Fury!"
"And now I lay awake" -> "And now I lay in the wake"
"The beast is hunting for a prey that can not die" -> "The beast is humming for a pray that can not die"
"An ancient beast that occupies the high above" -> "The nation-beast that occupies the high above"

Ghost (Beneath the surface):
"they fall without pretending through the night" -> "their flaw without pretending through the night"
"The water is the tide of night that comes" -> "But water is the tighter night that comes"
(somewhere:) "I'm bleeding, I die" -> "I'm leaving, I die"

Hate:
"It will never be ok" -> "You'll never be ok"
"nobody will listen to" -> "not that I would listen to"
"I will see that they all know" -> "I won't see that player, no"
"hate them, I hate" -> "hate through my hate"
"as they lie in the dirt" -> "as they lie in the dark"
"for the sum of the hurt" -> "for the summer that hurt"

Hero:
"I've missed it, so twisted" -> "I've missed in, so twisted"
"and unsurpassed in my head" -> "and I start pasting my head"
"my rage is brewing like a storm" -> "my rage is ruined like a storm"
"And I have known it all along" -> "And I have known it all alone"

Hubnester Inferno:
"solely silently" -> "so they silently"
"come alive when we're awake" -> "come along when we're awake"
"my sanity will break" -> "my sanity will rape" o_O
"of these thoughts I stir to motion" -> "of this worcestered emotion"

I Know the Reaper:
"It ain't always merry" -> "And I'm always merry"

I turn to you:
"When the world is darker than I can understand" -> "When the world is stucker than I can understand"
"Like a flower leaning toward the sun" -> "Like a flower leading toward the sun"
"You have the touch that will quiet me" -> "You have the touch that will required /me"
"You lift my spirit, you melt the ice" -> "You left the spirit to melt the ice"

Insidious:
"I feel all black inside like coal" -> "I feel I'm back inside the grove"
"An evil thrives inside my soul" -> "And evil stars inside my soul"
"The darker half of our nature" -> "The darker half for our nature"
"Is this the monster you call madness? Insanity?" -> "This is the monster we call madness, insanity!" o_O
"save me from this dark and twisted avatar" -> "save me from the stars and twisted avatar"
"my own illusions leaving fissures in its seams" -> "my own illusions leaving fishes in the streets"

Kaori Stomp:
"unity in mind and in soul" -> "now you can take my mind and soul"

Killer Instinct:
"A beating pulse, a pounding heart" -> "beating pieces pounding hard"
"a million pieces from the start" -> "a million paces from the start"
"simple things are not for And assemble at the frontlinesus, we bleed for lust" -> "civil things are not for us, we bleed for lust"

Kings of the Scene:
"and history will be my keeper" -> "and as the river'll be my keeper"
"in the night it is all we care for" -> "and the night is all way careful"

Legion of Stoopid:
"watch as they abuse" -> "once you stay abused"
"The lies unfold" -> "langsam vor" (German for slowly forward which matches "as time goes")
"They twist and redefine" -> "They twist and rain a fine"
"And assemble at the frontlines" -> "sever like the frontlines"
"if you question or speak your mind" -> "if you questernal(?) speakup mind"
"Stupid and behind" -> "Stupid, I'm behind"
"without being deceived" -> "would that be indeceived?"
"and this is your brain on Fox news" -> "and this is your brain I'm fucked through"
"Right now, knowledge is the one weapon" -> "Rock now, knowledge is the one weapon"

March of the Undead (part 2):
"I keep trying to find my place" -> "I keep kinda find my place"
"in this world of sickened pleads" -> "In this worlds they got peas" ;D
"with whatever paused the evolutionary race" -> "with whatever caused the evolutionary race"
"I too have sensed the calling in my head" -> "I hear a system calling in my head"
"In eternity I'm free" -> "In eternity of faith"
"Look away and someone else will take your share" -> "Look away at someone else, how they got there"
"If you can't beat the system, take your place as part of the authority that enslaves the human race!" -> "If you can't pay the system they got paid, ask why, or be the fallen leader that slays the human race!"

Masquerade:
There were some I don't remember, unfortunately :(

Missing Link:
Too much stuff, so I'll just post the whole "lyrics" here:
"Uh, I'm only by the side and undecided for us
we are what we all lack
being though little demons
in the shadows
and a retention of turning back
And it seems like the moon is falling
and the sky comes crossing down
and the fade is ever calling
it's such a verse to trail up time

I see the only way to find you
one day and a turmoil try to
make sure that I'll be beside you,
I can't once more be
the one that will guide you

And it seems like the moon is falling
and the sky comes crossing down
and the fade is ever calling
it's such a verse to trail up time

I see the only way...

Our place, our time,
right here, right now"

I'm tired now.
Good night.
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