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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2004, 05:25:22 am »
In Fighters from Ninne I swear I used to hear "always holding on inside" instead of "our heads high."

Not really funny, but yeah.

And in "Attack Music" I heard all manner of crazy things.  Can't recall them anymore, but they seemed to involve crabs...

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2004, 11:47:17 am »
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I don't do it often, but my mom does it all the time.  It's so aggravating because she doesn't realize that it makes no sense...!

Example, the thought the theme song to Friends contained the line "I'll be there for you / like a big leather ball."  It did not occur to her that that makes no sense at all...

(The line is "I"ll be there for you / Like I've been there before.)

She also thought that the song from Alladin went 'Prince Ali shiny and free..."  
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2004, 05:30:38 pm »
in fighters from ninne

"never hiding our pride"
thought it was "never hiding our ground"

not too funny this either....

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2004, 07:11:05 pm »
Hero- And now the storm has gone control (couldn't hear the rest) yeah! right here, the voice of ander taking tone, cos now the fire in our hearts explodes, baby let's smoke this joint and make our own



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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2004, 01:43:54 pm »
i heard "battleground" as battle rules or something stupid in one song. only caught on when i heard the live one.
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #20 on: December 15, 2004, 06:20:19 pm »
Hero- And now the storm has gone control (couldn't hear the rest) yeah! right here, the voice of ander taking tone, cos now the fire in our hearts explodes, baby let's smoke this joint and make our own



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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2004, 06:47:34 pm »
could have heard it as ' the fire makes our hearts explode' that'dve been worse.....

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2004, 07:09:44 pm »
It's not that uncommon. Just like the five point palm exploding heart technique... only with fire.

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2004, 10:12:56 pm »
Sounds like a Tums commercial...

could have heard it as ' the fire makes our hearts explode' that'dve been worse.....
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2004, 07:53:47 pm »
Like in MaSu's SUPER STEVE, when he said "Sometimes a hero ain't what you've seen on TV" I always thought he was saying "Sometimes you're herroing what you've seen on TV" and another line where he sounded like he said something about "Buff Greens"

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2004, 12:25:48 am »
almost as bad as my mother when she listens to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen:

real lyrics:


He’s just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity


my mother's version: he's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life for his pork sausages...

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2004, 12:56:21 am »
That was you smeagol?  I remember hearing that misheard lyric before.. I think it was from the B3ta message boards...
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2004, 01:25:07 am »
b3ta message boards? never heard of it, guessing my mother isn't the only one then :)

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2005, 09:03:21 pm »
i remembered another funny mishearing...

i heard " the notorious banner of love" instead of " the victorious banner of love" in THe maiden and the minstrel Knight by Blind Guardian
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2005, 11:58:32 pm »
another one here, Dimmu Borgir's cover of Burn in Hell

i misheard:


take a good look in your heart, tell me what do you see?
it's black and it's dark, now is that how you want it to be?

as:

take a look in you heart, tell me what do you see?
it's black donnie darko, is that how you want it to be