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Funny misheard lyrics
« on: December 12, 2004, 01:39:37 am »
Has anyone any funny lyrics you have thought are right, but in real life, are awfully wrong.
example: i caught my friend singing Fighters from ninne: "Comin' at ya Woo-style" as "Having action moustache"
Oh my dear fucking god that was funny.

how about you? ;D
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2004, 01:51:17 am »
there was a thread about how many ways the "support your local terrorists" at the begining of sidstyler was misinterpereted, i tink fallout started it by saying like "support your yellow terrorists or somehting", it eneded up getting completely out of hand, liek most of our threads ;D
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2004, 03:13:37 am »
For the longest time, I heard "The storm has grown out of control" as "The storm is on remote control".
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2004, 12:17:56 pm »
Reminds me of the HILARIOUS Swerki clip.

http://83.226.146.54/swerki.wmv
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2004, 01:01:56 pm »
there was a thread about how many ways the "support your local terrorists" at the begining of sidstyler was misinterpereted, i tink fallout started it by saying like "support your yellow terrorists or somehting", it eneded up getting completely out of hand, liek most of our threads ;D
Oh yea, for long time, i thought it was "Support your local tunes"
Rofl i had stupid mistake at my sig for weeks, i hope you didnt notice it ;P

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2004, 01:44:03 pm »
for Fighters I always thought it was "never hiding our pride, we are always hiding our thai...."


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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2004, 06:05:59 pm »
Siv sa: Faan, ångrar jag.

ROFLMAO

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2004, 06:25:25 pm »
"
[...]

Han levde med Sweki
de leka poliser
en geting,
en bondtjej,
en man tjej ska bliiii
I rasta-mors mage
finns salt a' la cheesecake
En bror med sin granne
ska hjäääälpa en bil.

Staaaackars neeegerslav!
Hans kön ska vårta ge
Vårtsvin ska vråla,
när jag slipat klaaaart!

Halvfiiina hääägringar
Siv sa: Fan, ångrar jag!
Hasch fanns i spruta
Polis... sprang i mååååååål!"

For those who aren't Nordic, what this is is a "phonetic translation" of the old Soviet Union anthem into Swedish.

Not only is it an outlandish process, translating based not on meaning but sound; the lyrics produced is hilarious too.
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2004, 09:14:25 pm »
"my mind has become the darkest place I've ever noon"

actually thats how they say it. Do the swedish really pronounce it as 'noon'?
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2004, 07:53:05 pm »
heres a little something for us swedes  http://hem.passagen.se/turkhits/index2.htm

"my mind has become the darkest place I've ever noon"

actually thats how they say it. Do the swedish really pronounce it as 'noon'?

I think he pronounces it like "noan"

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2004, 08:19:44 pm »
I used to hear
"fire in the engines" instead of "Fiery the vengeance"
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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2004, 08:41:05 pm »
SONATA ARCTICA *beer*  ;D

"Don't Say A Word" and "White Pearl, Black Oceans" from the new album are hard to understand. Especially the first one with all those narrative parts containing some latin. I heard "I'll let go of the record" instead of "Vade retro, alter ego"... And I still don't know if the lighthouse guy kills himself in the end.  :P

 


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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2004, 10:04:09 pm »
*has the album*

its in an.. erm.. ex fuckbuddies house? so tough to get that shit back.. O_O

my pc is broken! i wont be on for a while, much =/ im on my dads laptop, i better fix it soon cuz it has all my art and college c.work on it.. i will kill, if i lose it all.

I mean that.

Kill.

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2004, 11:04:48 pm »
first time I heard Don't Say A Word I thought it said:

Mother always said my son
Do the noble thing
you have the fish in tart
no matter what  (what the fuck?!)
now say a word
it's not how long you live
but what you morals say
can't keep your deal
don't say a word
don't say a word


got it partially right tho ^_^ yay

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Re:Funny misheard lyrics
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2004, 03:02:56 am »
sonata arctica lyrics are whack at the best of times anyway