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"Hip Hop" James Bond
« on: December 04, 2004, 06:19:24 pm »
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(...)James Bond har gått litt ut på dato(...)Ifølge London-avisen Evening Standard sier Colin Salmon at han kan bli den første «hip hop»-Bond.

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James Bond has gotten a bit old(...)According to the London paper Evening Standard, Colin Salmon says that he could be the first "hip hop" Bond

What? This is not very nice. Besides me not being a fan of hip hop, it's just wrong to turn James Bond into some...no...this can't be done...James Bond is english, keep him english...american rap culture is not something for a 30-something british upper class male...
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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2004, 07:56:52 pm »
Not always very English tho. Sean Connery is Scottish, and Pierce Brosnan is Irish.

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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2004, 10:03:42 pm »
Sorry, he's british. Well, actually, to be exact, he should be scottish. But english is acceptable. And irish. And maybe even welsh.

Point is, he's not an american gangsta rapper...

EDIT: Fixed spelling mistake (see gajins post)
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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2004, 10:05:20 pm »
In the words of Alan Partridge...

"no no NO! STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!"

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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2004, 04:28:53 am »
Sorry, he's british. Well, actually, to be exact, he should be scottish. But english is acceptable. And irish. And maybe even waleshish.

Point is, he's not an american gangsta rapper...

"Welsh"
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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2004, 04:46:51 am »
please donr ca,, the feckin irish british, therell be another feckin war and then i'll never get any work done



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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2004, 08:13:29 am »
On the subject of Bond, Goldeneye is my favorite. Im not saying this because of the n64 game, but because its a really good movie. The whole thing with 006 was really well done (IMO). However I did find the ending a bit lacking.

after that movie the bonds got too much technology. It just doesnt seem right. I mean come on, the whole thing with the laser from space in Die Another Day was lame. I was thinking of austin powers and the "laser"

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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2004, 12:59:17 pm »
Ah, c'mon VT, don't start another war just because Torp doesn't know that Ireland's not part of Britain. I mean, we'll win anyway ;) :P


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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2004, 03:56:55 pm »
How many James Bond fans does it cake to change a light bulb?

Answer: CHANGE?! NOOO! What was wrong with it before?! I liked it better that way! WHY DO YOU HATE US?!

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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2004, 04:12:41 pm »
I thought i'd better get this out, and what better place to do so than a James Bond thread.

Right...

I have never, EVER seen a single James Bond film in my life and I have absolutely no desire to.

Thanks.

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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2004, 04:14:35 pm »
Who said I didn't know that? Well, as parts of Ireland are British, I felt it was quite acceptable to lump the rest of Ireland into "acceptable James Bonds".
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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2004, 04:25:57 pm »
killing spree if the next james bond is hip hop.

I kid not.

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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2004, 04:41:10 pm »
Oh, and just as it is mentioned. I am not a particular fan of James Bond, but still...James Bond is James Bond, and you can't make him hip hop...
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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2004, 10:10:32 pm »
Ah, c'mon VT, don't start another war just because Torp doesn't know that Ireland's not part of Britain. I mean, we'll win anyway ;) :P



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Re:"Hip Hop" James Bond
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2004, 12:30:19 pm »
hip-hop james bond? WTF?!! NO, WRONG WRONG WRONG!