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Enjoy my story! :)
« on: November 03, 2004, 11:26:54 pm »
Today i told an amazing story, that had everything in it. This story is the story of your life. It has midgets in it, phoneboxes, EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED IN A STORY!!

Enjoy!!

<neone> phone boxes really dont take batteries
<neone> theyre powered by little midgets!
<neone> underground
<neone> in little hamster wheels
<neone> i mean
<neone> just the other day
<neone> i was talking to one of them
<neone> and he said to me
<neone> "arent these zebra's colourful?"
<neone> because they have the special zebra's there
<neone> they float around
<neone> im telling you
<neone> and the zebra floated over to me
<neone> or should i say float-ee'd over to me
<neone> thats what they call it there
<neone> they floatee
<neone> and you know what he said to me? :)
<neone> "it was brilliant!"
<neone> "it was really amazing!"
<neone> "it had a great orange"
<neone> and on that orange
<neone> lay a beautiful avacardo
<neone> and on that avacardo
<neone> stood a large toe
<neone> and the toe
<neone> had a rather large nail
<neone> and it said to me
<neone> "hey dude"
<neone> and that was all.
<neone> a mere "hey dude"..
<neone> and he was gone
<neone> the orange
<neone> the avacardo
<neone> the zebra
<neone> the large toe with the large nail
<neone> all vanished into nothingness
<neone> and the midget dived on me
<neone> so i whacked him over the head with the flidgety flopper i found on the way
<neone> and he said "flop!"
<neone> and fell on the floor, (with a loud kerschlat) screaming in pain.
<neone> "SCREE SCREEE"
<neone> he said
<neone> to that i said
<neone> "purple."
<neone> and sat on him
<neone> there i sat
<neone> for days
<neone> upon days
<neone> upon days
<neone> until i finally decided to get up
<neone> and walked out of the door of the US Embassy building
<neone> farting all the way out
<neone> when i got home
<neone> i read the papers
<neone> and it said that some guy had eaten an orange
<neone> in a plane
<neone> two years ago
<neone> the end.
<neone> [/story]

I call this peice of art "Phoneboxes, Midgets, Zebra's, Oranges, Beautiful Avacardo's, And Large Toes With Rather Large Nails."

I hope you appreciate this wonderful contribution to our community here.

That is all.

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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2004, 11:29:22 pm »
i have this on IRC to deal with.. SOMEBODY COMFORT ME! =(

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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2004, 11:40:20 pm »
I'm coming MDX!!!!!


LOL, wth are you talking about, Fallout? You sure this wasn't a dream? You're one crazy-ass guy :D

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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2004, 12:42:05 am »
'tis not a dream...

'tis YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE AAAHAHAHAHAHA BEAUTIFUL AVACARDO'S!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2004, 03:49:19 pm »
i have this on IRC to deal with.. SOMEBODY COMFORT ME! =(

find a different hobby lol!

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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2004, 05:46:17 pm »
good point.. HEY i only started using irc again, and plus.. i havent been home in days ;D living my life on couches.. good craic.. saving lives.. also good craic.. being a hero.. good craic.. getting told im good in bed.. strange craic, seeing i never seen the person before last nite before, so how would she know?

Something to do with hairy arms.

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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2004, 08:21:54 pm »
lol yes i can confirm that MDX did sleep on my couch and that we did save a life.



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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2004, 09:59:13 pm »
So, this girl lays MDX down on the couch and notices his hairy arms and comments on how good in bed he is. She is so fascinated by his woman-magnet hairy arms that she can't make herself go home and thus is saved from surely being hit by a lightning bolt from the storm cloud that would've surely appeared had she headed home. Then he played Fable, and became a hero.

Is that right?

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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2004, 12:15:09 am »
lol something like that, except for the fable part

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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2004, 09:08:29 pm »
well.. the fable part did happen actually.. at brendys =)

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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2004, 02:26:40 am »
oh ok then yes. exactly like that.

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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2004, 01:54:34 pm »
U see?!! I'm psychic!

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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2004, 11:28:43 am »
My IRC Expedition

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* Now talking in #machinaesupremacy
-L- [#machinaesupremacy] Welcome Machinae Supremacy fans
<chompy> lolz0r rooflecopter, bbq wtf mayoburger
<chompy> lollerskates
<Lode> consider speaking human languages, it will help communication
<chompy> lol, hahah ^.^ sleepy
* Solenseich has joined #machinaesupremacy
That is about th etime I quite. Note I still think that IRC is evil and conversations you can have with other people when you are very sleepy is really quite amazing.

Maybe I need help on my IRC communications, might be better if I do what I do in ICQ. Here is a bit of it

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Chompy (8:01 PM) :
wanna ride in a rooflecopter?
Lazy (8:01 PM) :
lol
Chompy (8:01 PM) :
roofle
Chompy (8:01 PM) :
you listen to JJJ?

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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2004, 01:23:16 pm »
Maybe you should go to ur nearest mental institution and find somebody to chat to there:

Chompy: Wanna ride in my Rooflecopter?
Elvis: Uh huh huh
Chompy: Roofle
Elvis: Uh huh
Chompy: You listen to JJJ?
Elvis: Uh huh huh
Chompy: It's very fun... my rooflecopter.
Elvis: Uh huh
Chompy: C'mon, ride the mayoburger!
Elvis: Nurse!!
Chompy: Loller, hehe, loller
Elvis: Take him away please.
Chompy: ROOOOOFLLLLE!!!
Nurse: Look Chompy, here's a nice white private room. It's gots soft walls so you don't get hurt.
~push~ ~doors slam~ ~bolts lock~ ~silence~ until...
Chompy: Roofle.



Sorry about that. Got lost in myself a little....

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Re:Enjoy my story! :)
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2004, 04:23:36 pm »
aaah quakenet, how i miss it