Author Topic: Choose your own adventure thread - Take 2  (Read 18877 times)

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Offline Laser.T

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Re: Choose your own adventure thread - Take 2
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2006, 03:01:00 pm »
5) Threaten to lock thread and question Lysix why he didnt bother just starting an entirely new adventure thread in General.

* Saikoakakori-kami does so...

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Re: Choose your own adventure thread - Take 2
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2006, 03:19:38 pm »
4) Attempt to tame it and ride it into the horizon.

You fail and it tries to eat your foot.

1) Grab a log and trash its skull
2) Sing "Toora Loora Loora"
3) Go to sleep
4) Wake up

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Re: Choose your own adventure thread - Take 2
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2006, 03:29:01 pm »
1)

You try to trash its skull, but it turns around and eats you.

YOU DIE

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Re: Choose your own adventure thread - Take 2
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2006, 08:59:15 pm »
Fiindil dies

1) piss on his corpse
2) call a nercophiliac
3) sleep
4) wake up

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Re: Choose your own adventure thread - Take 2
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2006, 10:01:00 pm »
3) sleep

And so the unholy resurrected thread sleeped another x days.