I think we have a mix of the term sexy. When I see sexy, I see a girl wear baggy trou (pants, for americans); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename) VALUES New Rocks, punkyfish top and fishnet and half a ton of accessories including arm warmers and possibly a trucker cap.
Well, what you describe is more skaterpunkish than punk the way I was thinking. I was thinking more old school punk style. Often, that means worn jeans, maybe a freaky hairstyle (mohawks are quite cool); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename) VALUES fishnet is quite acceptable (actually, it's more than that - it's really neat); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename) VALUES accesories are not uncommon, but punkyfish tops, trucker caps and such stuff is more or less nonexistant...(such hardcore punkers generally being leftist, and anti-fashion, and Punkyfish being a fashion brand...)

- This might be a tad bit on the trashy side, but it gives an acceptable overall image of what I mean...
And yes, hobby-gay is acting gay just for laughs.
Might I ask what furry-human chess is?
And as for Bearfoot, I understand what you mean (or in the words of Megatokyo, "Relax, we understand j00"). If you feel like it, spill your guts.
And as for gender, I think I'd be equally happy as a male or female. I'm not terribly attached to my penis...(but you won't be allowed to chop it off, nono...).
EDIT:
a) Is it possible to resize pics? That was a tad bit bigger than I'd hoped for...
b) And with my first name being Thomas, what would be the female version? (apart from "Thomasine", which sounds terribly stupid)