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Offline Karva

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If i'd be girl..
« on: October 16, 2004, 11:26:07 pm »
i would marry Jammin.

pros:
Looks good
Listens Machinae
has cool nick
likes Weebl and bob

cons:
unnable to detect any cons.
Rofl i had stupid mistake at my sig for weeks, i hope you didnt notice it ;P

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2004, 11:34:20 pm »
Hmmm,

Where has this show of love come from Karva?

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2004, 12:00:38 am »
Is karva swinging it to the other side possibly? I shant be joining you buddy ol pal.. i like my women =)

AND I LIKE MY BEER!

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2004, 12:04:21 am »
Yeah, I'm definately straight. Women are too damn hot! Why ca'nt the world be filled with hot girls... and me??

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2004, 12:05:49 am »
*ahem*

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2004, 12:08:07 am »
*ahem*

and MDX

ok, and all the boys in the Machinae forums.

But I get first choice, okay??!!

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2004, 12:08:42 am »
seconds! ;D

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2004, 12:09:59 am »
You can swing to the other side and still like girls. Sex change would probably be a painful experiance though! o.0
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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2004, 12:12:32 am »
You can swing to the other side and still like girls. Sex change would probably be a painful experiance though! o.0

Hmmmm, becoming a lesbian.... Interesting prospect.... :)

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2004, 02:41:27 am »
WOW! Applaud for karva methinks!

I feel so loved! I'm almost speechless...

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2004, 04:59:30 am »
Dude.. you know some of us putt from both sides of the green.

I like my girls too.

And I know some women who could likely drink you under the table.

Is karva swinging it to the other side possibly? I shant be joining you buddy ol pal.. i like my women =)

AND I LIKE MY BEER!

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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2004, 05:02:01 am »
As to being transgender, a sex change is a pretty traumatic thing to go through.  Basically you loose everything and are reborn as a woman, and even then ther'es troubles.

Like hormones don't affect voice or hair.  And of course, the general attatude that society has towards the transgendered.. (it's a sad fact that a good 75% of transgendered individuals will comitt suicide. )

No, I'm not looking to go through it, but some people in my life have and/or are going to go through with it.

I'm sorry if this makes y'all uncomfortable.  It's just something that's affected me and a couple very close people.


You can swing to the other side and still like girls. Sex change would probably be a painful experiance though! o.0
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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2004, 05:07:57 am »
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Dude.. you know some of us putt from both sides of the green.
Well that's a new one for me, never heard it put in golf terms before. +1 for creativity.
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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2004, 06:56:09 am »
75%? That's fucking scaring....I knew transgendered people had it rough, but if that number is right, I'll probably be going into shock...(no, I don't really know any transgendered people, apart from one girl I talk to on the net from time to time, and whose journal I read...but still...fucking scaring...really...)

As for my stance to bi/homo people (which was actually something that was on my mind while walking home tonight, for some reason or another); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename) VALUES well, I think that the worst problem I would have with kissing a guy would be the social reactions. I'm not attracted to guys, but my homophobia is more or less nonexistant. And that is even though the first open homosexual person I've met in real life was one I met up here in Trondheim, some 2 months ago. (yay me, I'm so open and shit. Yay me! Non-yay my friends. Homophobic bastards...I think I scare them when I go "hobby-gay" on them... (that's quite fun, that is))


I normally put from the side of the green in which my ball lands (that comment had nothing to do with the thread - I actually play golf. On an irregular basis, at least. The thread (well, me) needs some humour to lighten it (me) up)

Laser get the first pick, and chooses some of the sexiest girls. MDX get some of those as well, I get the goth/punk ones (which are too freaky for Lasboy and MDX, and really anybody else except for Valentine and Kasumi, which might actually fall into one of those categories, which means I might have to share the gothpunkgirls with them); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename) VALUES Bearfoot gets a couple of girls, plus a couple of guys as well, Smeaggie and Fallout gets the young ones (<16/17 or so); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename) VALUES Ankle and karva can have sex operations and become Jammins girls. All other forumboys will of course get their picks as well, and other forumgirls will be allowed to choose which guy they want (or, if they're interested in girls, they'll be judged just as worthy as the guys in here). That sounds okay for everybody? (well, okay, Ankle, you can have a sex operation and share the girls with us nonetheless...and not have to become Jammins girl).

Oh, and if I'd be a girl, I'd be a really sexy one (okay, so that probably wouldn't be something I could choose, but if I could choose, I'd be sexy. But then again, who wouldn't?); INSERT INTO yabbse_messages (ID_MSG, ID_TOPIC, ID_MEMBER, subject, posterName, posterEmail, posterTime, posterIP, smiliesEnabled, modifiedTime, modifiedName, body, icon, attachmentSize, attachmentFilename) VALUES and I'd probably put from both sides of the green. Not planning to become one, though...(sorry guys)
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Re:If i'd be girl..
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2004, 09:07:51 am »
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Ankle and karva can have sex operations and become Jammins girls.
I'm thinking, no.

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(well, okay, Ankle, you can have a sex operation and share the girls with us nonetheless...and not have to become Jammins girl).
Tempting but I'm very affraid of being operated on. Even more so when it involves such things like...Genitalia. But...I could wear skirt variant of Starlfeet uniform....Oh god it tempts me :|
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