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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #60 on: August 08, 2005, 05:36:46 pm »
http://www.tuckermax.com/

brilliant site when you get bored, the stories are really well written and absolutely hysterical.

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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.

I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.

But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way.

I share my adventures with the world. They are known as:

The Tucker Max Stories

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html makes an excellent first read.

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #61 on: August 09, 2005, 08:33:11 pm »

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #62 on: August 10, 2005, 12:34:34 am »
I'd fuck the undead up.

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #63 on: August 10, 2005, 12:47:22 pm »
I'd fuck the undead.

Yeah you would...

Quote from: Necromancer_from_WC3
I love the living dead. Frequently.
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #64 on: August 10, 2005, 01:51:34 pm »
heheh, howwwyeahhhh.

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #65 on: August 10, 2005, 02:45:02 pm »
Hey, you're not the only one. There are numerous depictions of sultry vampiresses I'd have no problems with...
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

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[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #66 on: August 10, 2005, 04:53:22 pm »
Dracoelijaaaaa

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #67 on: August 10, 2005, 05:16:37 pm »
Whatever.

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #68 on: August 10, 2005, 06:28:45 pm »
Dundundundundundun
Dundundundundundun
Dundundundundundun

Whatever
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #69 on: August 10, 2005, 06:35:32 pm »
Dundundundundundun
Dundundundundundun
Dundundundundundun

Whatever

* Aka Laser forces Torp off the drumkit and hides the bassdrum from him

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #70 on: August 10, 2005, 06:40:52 pm »
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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #71 on: August 10, 2005, 07:05:22 pm »
Nope, that wasn't drums, it was an electric guitar.

It was my written impersonation of Liam Lynch and his "United States of Whatever".
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #72 on: August 10, 2005, 08:59:26 pm »
It's on a par with the real thing.

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #73 on: August 11, 2005, 03:06:55 pm »
Well, thank you.

I think.

I am still bored.
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Re: "I Am Bored"
« Reply #74 on: August 11, 2005, 04:44:56 pm »